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Joke Time


Vital 1st Team Regular
A bloke showed me a picture of his wife, and said she was beautiful.

I said: “If you think she’s beautiful you should see my wife.”

“Is she a stunner?” he asked.

“No she’s an optician,” I replied.


Vital Squad Member
Oscar Pistorius girlfriend was leaving him on that fateful night!
The last thing she said to him was “I am leaving you, I would rather be with a whole man, not a three quarter man like you”


Vital Squad Member
Sorry another Stevie Wonder joke....
In the 1960’s Stevie Wonder went for a trial for the 110 metres hurdles! He got to the first hurdle and his guide dog said “You can fuck off, I’m not jumping that”