Drunk went home to his wife with a duck under his arm.
He says 'This ish the pig I wash telling you about'.
His wife says 'You ignorant man. That is a duck.'
The man says 'I wash talking to the duck.'
Thank you Nibbles. I was beginning to lose heart. It is dear to me as I had to lie in a bed next to some idiot in hospital back in the eighties (did I mention I'd had an accident) who used to have a tele and I was forced to listen to Rainbow every day. He was mobile and f#cked off to the rest room. I was bed bound and stuck with it. C#NT.
Gills 58 - one of the blokes who composed the tune to Rainbow lives around the corner to me. Tells me he's still getting a few bob in royalties.. Tim (something or other) still composing for musicals and does tours of the Brunel museum and local history walks.