Joke Time

[chris who]

I don’t know if this is a scam or not but I’ve just received an automated message telling me that I’ve won either £250 or 2x tickets to see an Elvis tribute act.
It said press 1 for the money or 2 for the show.
What do you reckon ?

Also certainly crap .I used to get that before I had a ad blocker on my phone. Really difficult to get rid of if you chase the prize.

 

[Deleted member 13556]

Also certainly crap .I used to get that before I had a ad blocker on my phone. Really difficult to get rid of if you chase the prize.

 

[valenciagill]

Also certainly crap .I used to get that before I had a ad blocker on my phone. Really difficult to get rid of if you chase the prize.

Glad you managed to get it sorted.

 

[ThreeSixes]

Also certainly crap .I used to get that before I had a ad blocker on my phone. Really difficult to get rid of if you chase the prize.

 

[Nobby_66]

Similarly, if you receive an email with "This email contains two tickets to see Man Utd" in the subject field, don't open it ffs, it contains two tickets to see Man Utd

 

[NathanH_GFC]

This reminds me, I’m still waiting for $14m from a Nigerian Diplomat.

 

[shotshy]

I had a video appointment with the doctor this morning.
I told him that I couldn’t stop singing Frank Sinatra song.
He diagnosed it as Crooner Virus.

 

[Nobby_66]

 

[shotshy]

My grand daughter has been learning Spanish during lockdown but still can’t even say please, which I think is poor for four.

 

[Nobby_66]

A little favourite, close to my heart....

 

[Deleted member 13556]

A kid walks in on his mum and dad having sex! The mum is riding her husband! They tell the kid to get out!
The next morning the kid asks his mum what she was doing?
“Daddy, has a fat tummy and I was trying to flatten it”
“No point” says the kid “When you go to work the lady next door comes round and blows it up again”

 

[Buddha]

A history teacher asks a class full of kids, "What was Churchill famous for?"

A kid at the back shouts out, "He was the last white man to be called Winston!"