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Joke Time

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As the sperm dripped down my wife's chin, I looked in her eyes and asked " Do you like that ? "

"No" She relied. " What the fuck is in this sandwich ? "
 
A bloke showed me a picture of his wife, and said she was beautiful.

I said: “If you think she’s beautiful you should see my wife.”

“Is she a stunner?” he asked.

“No she’s an optician,” I replied.
 
I saw this little kid in the intensive care unit swinging a toy donkey....

ICU BABY SHAKING THAT ASS!!
 
Message for the guy in the wheelchair wearing camouflage clothing who stole my wallet...

You can hide, but you cant run!
 
Oscar Pistorius girlfriend was leaving him on that fateful night!
The last thing she said to him was “I am leaving you, I would rather be with a whole man, not a three quarter man like you”
 
Oscar Pistorius girlfriend was leaving him on that fateful night!
The last thing she said to him was “I am leaving you, I would rather be with a whole man, not a three quarter man like you”
He wanted a new bathroom door but his missus was dead against it.
 
Stevie Wonder’s wife gave him a cheese grater for his birthday! He said it was the best book he ever read!
 
Sorry another Stevie Wonder joke....
In the 1960’s Stevie Wonder went for a trial for the 110 metres hurdles! He got to the first hurdle and his guide dog said “You can fuck off, I’m not jumping that”