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Vital Football Legend
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to
>spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
>That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the
>night!
>He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for
>the Best toast of the night" She said, "Aye, did ya now. And what was
>your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,
sitting
>in church beside me wife."
>"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
>The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies
>on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won
>the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
>She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself.
>You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he
>fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to
>make him come."
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>spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
>That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the
>night!
>He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for
>the Best toast of the night" She said, "Aye, did ya now. And what was
>your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,
sitting
>in church beside me wife."
>"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
>The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies
>on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won
>the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
>She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself.
>You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he
>fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to
>make him come."
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