A lady was playing golf when she got stung by a bee. The sting was so painful she had to stop play and call for a medic. The medic asked where the lady got stung and she replied between the first and second hole. The medic told her that her stance was too wide
Brummie walks into a tailors.
"Alroit mate, I'd like a 70s suit please"
The tailor says "Certainly sir, would you like a kipper tie?"
Brummie says "Tar mate, two sugars please"...........