A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.
The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair, under the table, but the man stared straight ahead.
The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and totally out of sight under the tablecloth. Still, the man stared straight ahead.
The waitress, thinking this behaviour a bit risqué and worried that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, said to the man: "Pardon me, but I think your wife just slid under the table."
The man calmly looked up at her and said: "No, she didn't ...... she just walked in."
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Thanks for teaching me the meaning of plethora - - - it means a lot
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Over 5,000 years of eating bread and in less than a decade everyone is allergic to gluten.
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Without freedom of speech we would not know who the idiots are.
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