Monday joke (ng)
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DoctorEvil
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Backslash or forward slash?
Whisky Gill
Vital Youth Team
Depends on whether you are male or female I suppose.
Therealwaldo
Vital Squad Member
Elderly couple go to the doctors. The gent is 86 and his wife is 83. Doctor, “So what seems to be the trouble ?” Gent, “Well doctor we’re a bit concerned that we might be losing our interest in sex.” Doctor, “And when did you first notice this ?” Gent, “Three times last night and twice this morning.”
Gilles Lingam
Vital Squad Member
Gilles Lingam
Vital Squad Member
if our midfield could just get focussed on dominating the centre circle....
Defenestrator
Vital Reserves Team
A toothless man went into a pub.
"Good evening sir, what can I get you?" said the barman
"Aperitif"
"Good evening sir, what can I get you?" said the barman
"Aperitif"
Trev_GFC
Vital 1st Team Regular
These are the groan-fest ‘jokes’ I open this thread for!
Gilles Lingam
Vital Squad Member
African Proverbs :
A child can play with his mother's breasts but not with his father's testicles. (Ghana).
The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who plant corn on the side of the road have the same problem. (Ghana).
The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. (Uganda).
An erect penis has no consciousness. (Uganda)..
If you sleep with an itching in your anus, you'll wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya).
The day a mosquito lands on your testicles, you will notice that the problems do not resolve themselves only through violence. (Senegal).
A man who cries for a woman does not know where they sell beer. (Angola)
A child can play with his mother's breasts but not with his father's testicles. (Ghana).
The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who plant corn on the side of the road have the same problem. (Ghana).
The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. (Uganda).
An erect penis has no consciousness. (Uganda)..
If you sleep with an itching in your anus, you'll wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya).
The day a mosquito lands on your testicles, you will notice that the problems do not resolve themselves only through violence. (Senegal).
A man who cries for a woman does not know where they sell beer. (Angola)
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