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Monday joke (ng)

Gills 58 said:
I don't know whether this is a joke or just something really sad and horrible. Having seen piss takes of Dianne Abott (and as a leftie I have to admit I don't like her) I give you...

Nadine Dorries.

Incredible that she is "Culture Secretary". She wants to sell off C4 because she thinks it is paid for by taxpayers.

Even proper Tories are trashing her.
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A bit like the Foreign Secretary, Liz Truss, not knowing the difference between the Baltic and Black Sea. Are they too good / clever to listen to briefings before going public?
 
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Confucius Did Not Say……. Wise words never spoken.

Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.​

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. ​

Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent. ​

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.​

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.​

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, but man who runs behind car gets exhausted. ​

Man who buys many prunes get good run for money. ​

War does not determine who is right; it determines who is left. ​

Man who fights with wife all day get no piece at night. ​

It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it. ​

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there. ​

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. ​

Wise man does not keep sledge hammer and slow computer in same room. ​

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement. ​
And Finally, Confucius Did Not Say... "A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood."​
 
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