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Jonah's Really REALLY Interesting Thread

I was going out today, but then I didn't, I am now going out tomorrow, as I believe it is going to be a nice sunny day.

True story.
 
I'm making marmalade. I seem to have rather a lot of it. It looks around 4 litres at the moment. Hopefully that will reduce when I continue the process tomorrow.
 
My mind has finally gone, just thought I'd have a can of soup.
There are about 10 tins in the cupboard 8 tomato, 1 Chicken, 1 mushroom.
I best have tomato thinks I, I know I'll get the one with the shortest best before date.
Pull the one with the shortest date, open it, bloody hell I've opened the Chicken one, thinks I.
2 mins in the microwave, take it into the living room to eat it, just telling the Mrs what I'd done and how I was going senile. Hold fire on that one it was bloody mushroom!! I can't even make the right mistakes now !!
Souper
 
Morning. I'd usually be at work right now, but our car died yesterday and I just made a couple of calls to auto shops and towing companies. So today will most likely turn out to be an expensive day.