Jonah's Really REALLY Interesting Thread

[Villan57]

I'm Twin wrangling today, they now have a giant fenced safe area in their garden.

 

[The Fear]

I nearly made the biggest mistake of my life. I went to put the bins out ... but today is NOT bin put out day.

#amateur

 

[JuanPabloAngel]

I nearly made the biggest mistake of my life. I went to put the bins out ... but today is NOT bin put out day.

#amateur

 

[JuanPabloAngel]

I know.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1384439194634833920

 

[mike_field]

Afternoon all.

It is bin day!

 

[Fulford]

I know.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1384439194634833920

I'd better start setting my alarm earlier then.

 

[mike_field]

With tonight's surprising US news, added to the ESL climbdown, I think it's time for TV and bed.

Nighty night folks.

 

[kefkat]

I'm awake so I shall say morning VV, at this God forsaken hour, before crawling back under the covers

 

[BodyButter]

I went to the gym today for the first time in ages. My body doesn't know what the hell happened. First day is the worst day.

 

[Melon Donkey]

Morning all

 

[Pride of Lions]

Morning all...

I think I'll go to the gym today. I won't go in, just walk there, walk back.

That's enough execise for the day.....

 

[sirdennis]

Morning all.

Just been for a stroll and saw 3 lads on their way to school.

All with topknots !!! Aaaaaarrgh.

 

[Trekker]

Good morning all.

 

[The Fear]

Goooooooood morning Vital Villans

 

[wittonite]

Good morning all.

 

[Villan57]

Morning all.

Just been for a stroll and saw 3 lads on their way to school.

All with topknots !!! Aaaaaarrgh.

are you in Leeds?

 

[wittonite]

Morning all.

Just been for a stroll and saw 3 lads on their way to school.

All with topknots !!! Aaaaaarrgh.

Probably Sikhs.

 

[sirdennis]

Probably Sikhs.

Ha. No, I should have put man buns really.

 

[mike_field]

Afternoon all. Another day...

 

[Villan57]

My mind has finally gone, just thought I'd have a can of soup.
There are about 10 tins in the cupboard 8 tomato, 1 Chicken, 1 mushroom.
I best have tomato thinks I, I know I'll get the one with the shortest best before date.
Pull the one with the shortest date, open it, bloody hell I've opened the Chicken one, thinks I.
2 mins in the microwave, take it into the living room to eat it, just telling the Mrs what I'd done and how I was going senile. Hold fire on that one it was bloody mushroom!! I can't even make the right mistakes now !!