The Englishman's wife steps up to the first tee and, as she bends over to
place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of
underwear. Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her
husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to
afford any," she replied. The Englishman immediately reaches into his
pocket and says, " For the sake of decency, here's 50 Pounds . Go and buy
yourself some underwear." Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her
ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no
undies. "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" She
replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me." He reaches into
his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's 20 Pounds, Go and
buy yourself some underwear!" Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The
wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked
under it. "Sweet mudder of Jasus, Maggie! Where the fook are yer drawers?"
She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd
any." The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love
'o Jasus, 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."