Pride of Lions
I am now official
Let's all take a minute today-to clap for the fact that there will no longer be any lgbtxyz or feminist pride marches!
We're gonna have sex with the windows open at around 7:58pm on Thursday evening, Just so we get a round of applause as we finish at 8pm.
Just had an argument with my Mrs about whether I could ride a bike made of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I rode pasta.
Better.Just paid £8 for an Oxo cube.
The stock market has gone crazy.
Think he prefers a nice cucumber.In a recent interview, Sir Elton John was asked if he liked spinach in his salad, but he said he was more of a rocket man.
I'll see myself out...
In a recent interview, Sir Elton John was asked if he liked spinach in his salad, but he said he was more of a rocket man.
I'll see myself out...