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  1. officemonkey

    Sandro…

    Seems like he’s got himself into a right little pickle! Looking at suspension for 7 months minimum.
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    New strip for 21/22 season

    Bloody hell, it has been asked a few times how SDU can continuously ruin black and white stripes. Yet here we are again. Another abomination that makes the players look like vicars with a giant number 4 on their chests.
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    January Transfer Window

    Anything happening or has it once again been forgotten at SDU? Surely given the current plight, incomings would/should be a priority? Even Jack Wilshere on a short-term deal would’ve given the midfield a bit more creativity about them. It would also have allowed for a higher line of play given...
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    FA Cup - Blackburn Away

    Playing 5 at the back against a Championship team when in reality, NUFC should be looking to trounce them. Another exit is on the cards unless there’s a miracle. One saving grace is that Big Captain Jamaal isn’t there to gift them a goal or two. Especially when NUFC are starting with only 10...
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    In other news

    I see Brexit is going well... ‘You won, get over it’
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    SDU vs Spurs

    Glad to see the new signings are either not good enough or weren’t signed early enough... Seen an old bloke on his way to the match earlier and started to think maybe I’m a tad harsh on those that go. This lineup has showed that I’m not harsh on them at all. They deserve everything they get...
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    England Squad

    Kind of glad Shelvey hasn’t been called up. However, that midfield is probably the worst in my lifetime that has gone to a tournament so I’d be pissed off if I were him. Same goes for Lascelles (and I’m one of his biggest critics). Typical England. Picked on who you play for and not your...
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    The Man City Bus

    Is it on its way? I know the past few years due to various dates etc that the transfer window has all been a bit of a muddle. Surely the bus is still en route with time to get these transfers through? Cuck, can you confirm that it's coming still? I only ask as you told us all that we were...
  9. officemonkey

    Oh dear... and the same old c*nts were sucked in

    http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/business/business-news/newcastle-united-given-33m-loan-12418423#ICID=FB-Chron-main
  10. officemonkey

    One thing we can all agree on...

    We may all have our differences but we're all proud of our heritage and we should be proud that we're from arguably the best area in the country. https://www.facebook.com/NewcastleChronicle/videos/1142970935795511/
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    Americans...

    Jesus wept, yet more horrific scenes this week. When are these absolute plonkers going to realise that guns are the problem here? Their arrogance towards gun laws is astounding. So what is their solution? Cry out for more fucking guns!
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    Euro 2016 Betting

    Is anyone having a flutter on the Euros? I've just been betting tiny little amounts but they've been paying off and £20 up from an initial 50p. Thought I'd start a thread for anyone to post bets that look half decent. Tonight I'm going for Portugal, over 2.5 goals and over 10 corners. Not a...
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    Ian Bell

    This will be of particular interest to Guy but I'm sure he's already heard. Local lad and racer Ian Bell has been killed at the Isle of Man TT races after a crash in his sidecar race. Luckily, his son Carl came out without injury. For anyone who knows Ian he was a great bloke and a great...
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    Troy Deeney

    One of Laz's favourite players is interesting Leicester when the window opens. They've just had a ?20m bid rejected by Watford! If that isn't proof that football is fucked then I don't know what is. We might end up getting near ?60m for Sissoko if Deeney is 'worth' that.
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    The Season Ticket Holders' Saviour

    I see Ashley has turned up at Westminster. Admitting to being a monumental twat who often doesn't even pay minimum wage. Described as running a workhouse. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-36465404 No doubt more to follow.
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    Mackem Perverts

    It appears Adam Johnson is training a load of perverts and creating a football team. Supplying them all with Sunderland strips too. Priceless...
  17. officemonkey

    EU Referendum

    So then... Obviously it is drawing near but what is your stance? I'm firmly in the remain camp. I think a lot of people are attacking the EU for flaws in the successive UK governments, which is obliviously completely misguided.
  18. officemonkey

    Mackems. I'm not like them.

    http://www.themag.co.uk/2016/05/im-not-like-newcastle-united-sunderland/ Great read and sums up the plights perfectly.
  19. officemonkey

    Benitez seems like a canny chap...

    http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11678/10283524/rafa-benitez-admits-his-heart-is-telling-him-to-stay-at-newcastle-united Over to you, fat ****. You have one job.
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    Boro 'fans'

    You've got to laugh at Middlesbrough fans on the news. They've had an average attendance of around 4 people for the last 5/6 years. Now all of a sudden there's thousands of them claiming they've been there through thick and thin. Tits.
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