kennyclementstache
Vital Football Legend
Does anyone seriously believe that Messi was ever going to swap shopping for souvenirs on Las Ramblas for pints of IPA and a dodgy curry on the Rusholme mile - if for no other reason than Gladioli has said he hopes he stays at Camp Nou. The only possible reason for wanting the ageing maestro to pitch up at Eastlands is for Garcia to go the other way and suddenly realise he would be playing keep uppies with their holding midfielder (insert name here) rather than the inspiration for a thousand wet (soccer) dreams.