Deano, mate, there is this thing called the internet. It's kinda new but basically you get a computer and plug it into the phone and you can see sooo many pictures of women's tits that you won't be able to go to work for a week.
Either that or ask Natelie to show you hers. Skeggy told me that she showed him but I don't believe him.
Morning all. A joyous 3 days awaits as I man the stand at the Safety & Health Expo at the ExCel. Bliss. Last night wasn't bad. We caught the cable car over to the O2 and went to the Gaucho Grill. Couple of Margaritas and a nice bit of meat. The cable car had stopped by the time we got out! Taxi!
I lasted a whole 30 seconds of my lunch break before telling a member of our team to feck off. We have to sit and listen to customers moaning all day, last thing I wanna hear is someone moaning on my lunch break. I walked out, and as I write this I've been called into the managers office for a chat......... The f-ing bint and complained about me