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So What Bones Have You Broken?!

Yes when my brother was diagnosed with cancer they invited us to the Chelsea game. The General rang my brother to have a chat and wish him well too.
 
I once, by accident, kicked a rock on a beach and ripped off my big toe nail.

I was only trying to go and get my paddington bear tshirt back.

I had to have a tetanus shot so got bought a womble for being a brave boy!!
 
I broke my nose once, walked onto a head-butt walking home very late one night, best pair of black eyes I've ever seen, just as they'd cleared up I went into hospital to have it reset and got two more panda eyes, felt a right twat walking around in sunglasses in February!
 
ClivetheVillan - 28/8/2013 23:23

SKEGGY - 28/8/2013 23:22

Ankle, Fibula and Tibula left leg. Several ribs, my right hand and my left hand. Dislocated my left ankle and left shoulder
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Are you the terminator or jackie chan by the way :17: Blimey i bet you get some aches and pains of them dude over time.
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Sorry mate only just seen this. Bloody right I get aches and pains Clive.
 
The Fear - 4/9/2013 14:22

I once, by accident, kicked a rock on a beach and ripped off my big toe nail.

I was only trying to go and get my paddington bear tshirt back.

I had to have a tetanus shot so got bought a womble for being a brave boy!!
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Yeah the summer of 2011 was a bugger for you mate
 
I have lost my my proud 100% record of having never broken a bone in my life and then break my pinky, what a rubbish bone to break lol.
 
I'm 52 years old and have never broken any bones.

Broken hearts? Oh, many many times!
 
The Fear - 28/8/2013 09:56

So come on then, what bones have you broken?

I split a knuckle being a bit naughty .... karma!

All my ribs, in several places (some removed, broken and put back in place) several times. Metal bar and clips held them up for a while.

So I probably win just on how many ribs there are.

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Oh and my nose. Not sure it was broken, just a bit chipped I think. Again, my bad! :12: :16:
 
Just days after I signed up to run Vital Chelsea, I took a tumble down the stairs and managed to break my leg, dislocate my ankle, break my ankle and snap a few tendons, foot was facing the wrong way when I looked :-) One plate, thirteen screws and seventeen staples later I was fixed up in a plaster cast for three months before then having to learn to walk again. Everything apart from the staples and the cast still remains in place!
 
Barney2004 - 16/1/2014 13:27

thefacehead - 28/8/2013 09:57

None, never, not one single little tiny bone or fracture :5: :5: :5:
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It was written without the knowledge of future reference, probably the post I regret writing the most in my life ever lol.
 
Lost count! Numerous jaws, numerous noses (not a bone) numerous ribs, a few orbitals, a few arms, numerous fingers, a couple of clavicles, many metatarsals, but on me personally, I have just broken a few fingers, knuckles and the big toe knuckle (ouch!) : )




 
Juan Mourep - 16/1/2014 17:37


Lost count! Numerous jaws, numerous noses (not a bone) numerous ribs, a few orbitals, a few arms, numerous fingers, a couple of clavicles, many metatarsals, but on me personally, I have just broken a few fingers, knuckles and the big toe knuckle (ouch!) : )
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What are you? A Thai boxer or something?
 
Two Metatarsals last night!!!! Now in a cast up to my Knee and unable to drive for 6 weeks. What a pain in the backside. All I did was step off a Kerb a little awkwardly.
 
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