Shouldn’t laugh
- Thread starter Bulmer1889
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Still dog every time 
Some people have too much time on their hands atm thank god 
Rod Currie
Vital Football Legend
Not a fan of Queen or the magnificent Marvin Gaye then Chippy? UTMPB
Decided to stay in today and have a beer cutting down to just one a day got to be better for me
FatherKnowsBest
Vital Football Hero
I was reminded of the old fella who was in the hospital. He was deaf, so his daughter was helping him out.
Dr: You've been very poorly
Old Fella: eh? What?
Daughter: He says you've been very poorly Dad
Dr: But you're on the mend now
Old Fella: eh? What?
Daughter: He says you're on the mend Dad
Dr: We'll need to run a few more tests
Old Fella: eh? What?
Daughter: He says they need to run a few more tests Dad
Dr: We need a sample of stool, urine and semen
Old Fella: eh? What?
Daughter: He says he wants you to leave your underpants Dad.
Dr: You've been very poorly
Old Fella: eh? What?
Daughter: He says you've been very poorly Dad
Dr: But you're on the mend now
Old Fella: eh? What?
Daughter: He says you're on the mend Dad
Dr: We'll need to run a few more tests
Old Fella: eh? What?
Daughter: He says they need to run a few more tests Dad
Dr: We need a sample of stool, urine and semen
Old Fella: eh? What?
Daughter: He says he wants you to leave your underpants Dad.
FatherKnowsBest
Vital Football Hero
Love this film. Mike Bassett starring a bloke who looks a bit like me, apparently
Best clips
Whole film is on YouTube too
Best clips
Whole film is on YouTube too
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Rod Currie
Vital Football Legend
D'ya mean starring not staring Pops?
Tut tut tut,fancy gerrin pulled up over poor spellin by a thicko like me.By the way he dunt like thee in this film,he looks far too young.
UTMPB
Rod Currie
Vital Football Legend
That size glass would look like a half pint glass at the side of your gigantic sized head mi owd pal.
UTMPB
Got to be big as need somewhere to keep all me brain cellsThat size glass would look like a half pint glass at the side of your gigantic sized head mi owd pal.
when did you have your head shrunk btw
This actually took me a few mins 
