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Monday joke (ng)

A driver is stuck in a traffic in Whitehall heading towards Parliament Square. A man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped all the politicians, and they're asking for a £100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they're going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, collecting donations".

"How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks...

The man replies, "Roughly 2 litres."