Monday joke (ng)

[AmericanGill]

 

[chris who]

Husband. What's for dinner?
Wife Nothing!
Husband. We had nothing last night.
Wife I know I made enough for two days.

 

[Gilles Lingam]

 

[Gilles Lingam]

 

[PhilK66]

 

[DoctorEvil]

 

[DoctorEvil]

Whoops

 

[Gilles Lingam]

 

[chris who]

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[Trev_GFC]

 

[Gilles Lingam]

 

[Gills 58]

My mate's just been sacked from his job at the local Bingo Hall.

Apparently "A meal for two with a hairy view" is not the right call for Number 69.

 

[Trev_GFC]

A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.

 

[ARFUR CONNELL]

Whoops

Round 2.

 

[PhilK66]

 

[PhilK66]

My wheelie bin was being blown so fast in the gale it now has to go on a speed awareness course.

 

[Defenestrator]

A weasel was sitting at a table in a restaurant when the waiter came over to him.

"Hello Sir, what can I get you to drink?" says the waiter.

"Pop" goes the weasel

 

[PhilK66]

 

[nibbles]

 

[Trev_GFC]

I recently learnt the Welsh word for 'push' is 'lluq'.

I saw it written on a glass door.