Coronavirus tipping point

[jokerman]

I was thinking of entering a dog this year as well. Might just wear a condom and take my chances.

Eeeeeuw!

 

[jokerman]

I was thinking of entering a dog this year as well. Might just wear a condom and take my chances.

Eeee

Like other people have said, wash your hands thoroughly, cover your mouth when you cough etc and I’m sure you will avoid it.

I was due to go to Beijing and Hong Kong but have cancelled that.

I’m confident I won’t die if I get it but I’d rather not have to spend 14 days in quarantine!

I dunno though. 14 days just chilling in Beijing and Hong Kong. I'd be tempted to take my chances.

 

[Wayne.Kerr]

I dunno though. 14 days just chilling in Beijing and Hong Kong. I'd be tempted to take my chances.

It could be Strood

 

[GRSGimmer]

According to kol the first case in Kent has now been confirmed - in Maidstone of all places.

 

[LSB2]

According to kol the first case in Kent has now been confirmed - in Maidstone of all places.

I work in Maidstone, wish me luck! Glad I live in Strood, it helps me be cleansed :-)

 

[Wayne.Kerr]

I work in Maidstone, wish me luck! Glad I live in Strood, it helps me be cleansed :-)

I'll pray for you

 

[LSB2]

I'll pray for you

Cheers Wayne

 

[Wayne.Kerr]

Cheers Wayne

Do you want a green burial?

 

[LSB2]

Do you want a green burial?

No cremation please. I want my ashes thrown in the face of Fred Dinenage!

 

[Wayne.Kerr]

No cremation please. I want my ashes thrown in the face of Fred Dinenage!

I think it's only right that we should wait for you to pop your cloggs

 

[LSB2]

I think it's only right that we should wait for you to pop your cloggs

You're so generous :-)

 

[Vodapadi Beef Sache]

According to kol the first case in Kent has now been confirmed - in Maidstone of all places.

At Maidstone TV studios ..... my wife works there ....

 

[GRSGimmer]

At Maidstone TV studios ..... my wife works there ....

Was that where they filmed a number of episodes of the beloved Jeremy Kyle show? Given the skanky dregs that have appeared on that show I am amazed the place was not already full of highly contagious diseases from many years ago.

 

[jokerman]

Do we wash our hands for the time it takes us to sing Happy Birthday twice, or do we try to wash them twice in the time it takes us to sing Happy Birthday?

I can see all sorts of problems with this piece of advice.

 

[Vodapadi Beef Sache]

Was that where they filmed a number of episodes of the beloved Jeremy Kyle show? Given the skanky dregs that have appeared on that show I am amazed the place was not already full of highly contagious diseases from many years ago.

my thoughts exactly...... perspective is required here .....

 

[Wayne.Kerr]

I shall go outwearing a mask from now on - a Zoro mask

 

[LSB2]

 

[Nobby_66]

 

[shotshy]

I was in the post office this morning when two people walked in with masks on.

There was total panic until one of them said “calm down, this is a robbery”

Phew, that was a close escape.
Normal service was resumed.

 

[TheRealMustafa]

Just heard my first “The Chinese started it deliberately” rumour. From a police officer.