kennyclementstache
Vital Football Legend
To escape the sense of doom and gloom that has descended over the alley in which I spend my twilight years shivering and gnawing on a half and half Barca/Real scarf I'm going to remind myself that we are champions for the third time in four years, have won the League Cup for the fourth year in a row and are in the final of the European Cup - and not let some (very) bad refereeing decisions at Brighton spoil it. Imagine if there wasn't a conspiracy against us, which there quite obviously is, we'd have won the title ages ago and how dull would that be! Hope Gundogan is ok for the weekend, that was a nasty 'challenge', as that sort of legalised assault tends to be referred to these daze.
