I think I've heard it all now.
We''ll leave with a great deal ........................................ no we're not.
We'll get a deal like Canada ............................................ no we won't.
No way are we leaving with no deal ............................. yes we are.
Even if we do leave with no deal, there'll be no change to customs procedures at borders .................. yes there will.
Under no account will the customs process be more demanding .......... yes it will.
There won't be any delays ........................... yes there will.
We won't be creating lorry parks to cope with delays .......... yes we will.
Now .....
We're creating at least ten lorry parks .................. and they will "
bring extra jobs and investment to the UK, as we forge a confident path ahead".
So much winning.