Recent content by seasidertony

It's all done in a studio in Bispham. :eek:

Trollop get back home, yer mams in bit's. Yer Dad

Dear Bob, I can see from that last photograph that you were as pissed as a hat, yer mam and me were very disappointed with your influential enchantment this season on the results of our beloved team. As a very sprightly young hat when we last saw you, you were the love of our lives and was a...

It's not looking good son, yer better off not being seen at games we loose, you've lost all yer credibility as a lucky BobHat. The glitter days have gone, get yerself home before were dragged into a relegation spot. Whoes the geek hanging around behind you in the half Burka. Love me and yer mam...

Get yerself back ome lad, yer passed it, come back were yer luved. Mam n Dad. :love:

Free advertising on Bobs chest, wait untill he finds out that the Wonga sticker has ripped all his new chest hair off. I had to pay out a bleed'n fortune to get into Anfield, and there's our Bob advertising multi-million pound companies for free. That'll cost ya Wongawoman. Bobs Dad and agent...

I could be won over this very week Wongawoman. I am desperate for a ticket to Liverpool game at the weekend, I could be persuaded to oversee the image rights, otherwise I'm afraid it will be Warrington crown court for Bob. Much obliged Bob's Dad :cool:

WongaWoman Please contact me for Bob's image rights, I'm his dad. We could start with Wonga setting an off shore bank account. Much obliged, Bob's Dad. :cool:

You can run our Bob, but you cant hide. We just found out from the bank that you've cleared our savings account out as clean as a whistle. Barclay card have also been on the phone to see if your mam and miself enjoyed our Grand Tour Of North America. Wait untill you get home mi'lad.

Thats all over now Bob, we've took his bedroom door off and fitted a new electronic turnstyle, bought a brand new four poster bed for him to remind him of the all corners kicks he's seen, we've given him two pillows one at each end of the bed to remind him of all the goals he's seen, theres a...

He's too upsetting to talk about. Why haven't we got an 'Emoticon' crying buckets. Yer Mother. :love:

What the Frig are you doing in Helman Province. Your Mam is going balistic, she's in floods here. I cant get out for a pint, she's that upset. We wouldn't have minded son if you had signed up, but yer wiv all them Taliban camel shaggers. We are out of our minds, and I suppose you were son, wiv...

Dear Bob, following that you have never looked so well, yer mam and miself, have decided that we need a break from all this stress that you are causing us and therefore we are flying off to SORRENTO FOR 11 DAYS. We did think that you would have loved to have come with us , but yer mam said...

You cant kid me and yer cant kid Bob's mam. :hmmm: So who's got the flash studio in the Chorley area. ps. Send back Bob in possession of the Blond and we'll call off Interpol. :love: :cool:

He needs a breath of fresh hair with his Dad, not stuck in a draw with those brillcream coated muppits.