SeasideTonys Bob Hats' Travels

[bollieboy]

Don't worry Tony, he wasn't with the Taliban.

The Taliban have loads of hair.

 

[Bob The Hat]

I'm always nervous on my hols as the b loody plane makers nowadays are nowhere near the quality of Orville & Wright.

No wonder the airport staff want to strike.

 

[suffolknwot]

Nice to see you back Bob. All refreshed for a hard season. I tell you we will need everyone to pull togther this season, so stop upsetting your mam, send her a card or better still some flowers. Enjoy wigun and i hope to catch up with you in north london next weekend.

 

[Bob The Hat]

I'll be there

 

[BobHatton]

Picture 7 Bob. You wouldn't be making inappropriate suggestions to that camel would you?

 

[seasidertony]

He's too upsetting to talk about.
Why haven't we got an 'Emoticon' crying buckets.
Yer Mother.

 

[BobHatton]

I feel for you Tony, but in a private letter that Bob Hat sent me, you did rather neglect him didn't you? Apparently, now I'm only going off what he told me, you never took him anywhere, he was only given paste sandwiches for his Sunday tea, he was never allowed girlfriends around, you made him sit in the car with a packet of chips and a coke when you went in to the pub AND you made him sleep all night in a dark drawer surrounded by old socks. Hardly the tale of a caring parent is it?
:nope:

 

[seasidertony]

Thats all over now Bob, we've took his bedroom door off and fitted a new electronic turnstyle, bought a brand new four poster bed for him to remind him of the all corners kicks he's seen, we've given him two pillows one at each end of the bed to remind him of all the goals he's seen, theres a nice big soft mattress, full of lumps, to remind him of the old Bloomers pitch, he's got a nice big clock to remind him of the one that disappeard, theres a pie shelf in his bed side cabinet,we've bought his favorite DCD glad all over that comes at 3 o'clock in the afternoon, the walls and ceiling has all been done out in tangerine with blue Wonga logo's, we've even got him a Wonga loan, only for a day mind you. I'm even prepared to go into his room throughout the night dressed in a glow coat as a Blackpool steward and give him a fukcn punch or two and good kickin every now and then, but we still cant get him home, I can only think Bob that our Bob Hat has got friggin agent now we are in the Premier. I'm refusing to deal with him, the offers on the table, take it or leave it.
Love yer dad.

 

[Guest]

lol we love u bob

 

[Bob The Hat]

Hello everybody, well what a day.
I'm so pleased I went to the game, 4 -0 and it could have been a lot more.
Saw a couple of old friends from off of here and had plenty of pics taken inside and around the grouns.

Bring on the Arsenal :grins:

 

[BobHatton]

seasidertony - 13/8/2010 10:00

Thats all over now Bob, we've took his bedroom door off and fitted a new electronic turnstyle, bought a brand new four poster bed for him to remind him of the all corners kicks he's seen, we've given him two pillows one at each end of the bed to remind him of all the goals he's seen, theres a nice big soft mattress, full of lumps, to remind him of the old Bloomers pitch, he's got a nice big clock to remind him of the one that disappeard, theres a pie shelf in his bed side cabinet,we've bought his favorite DCD glad all over that comes at 3 o'clock in the afternoon, the walls and ceiling has all been done out in tangerine with blue Wonga logo's, we've even got him a Wonga loan, only for a day mind you. I'm even prepared to go into his room throughout the night dressed in a glow coat as a Blackpool steward and give him a fukcn punch or two and good kickin every now and then, but we still cant get him home, I can only think Bob that our Bob Hat has got friggin agent now we are in the Premier. I'm refusing to deal with him, the offers on the table, take it or leave it.
Love yer dad.

WOW, you've done all that for him? Sod him then, the ungrateful little shite. I tell you what Tony, I'll come and live with you if you've got all that!
I take it all back about you, you obviously did care a GREAT DEAL to do that for him. Typical kids, never show any kind of respect or thanks. Sod him!
:grins:

 

[inghamtangerine]

As a member of the Jockey club you should have popped in to see me Bob hat, i would have signed you in. Next time you are in Newmarket, pop in and say hello. Ingham...

 

[bfcpete]

I think the PL has gone to Tony's head. He's offering all those bribes like some desperate PL club and has probably spent all of Bob Hat's allowance for the next 10 years or even gone into debt to put all that in. I am sure that Bob Hat is more into the BFC philosophy and will not be attracted by dodgy agent's tactics :nono:

 

[AbelBFC]

Bit worried about merging the wrong threads here (been a while since I've done it), but Bob went to Arsenal yesterday and has posted some pics of his day out. You can see them here: http://www.blackpool.vitalfootball.co.uk/forum/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=22032&posts=1

 

[Y2Stu]

so bob got into a bit of trouble...hooligan :lash: :lash: :lash: or was it a "private" picture he leaked out haha

 

[Bob The Hat]

Stu for I got nicked for trying to make love to one of the Coppers hats ,he realised I was only trying to be friendly then he realeased me but said dont go back to Warrington for your own safety. :nope: :nope:

 

[Bob The Hat]

AbelBFC - 22/8/2010 12:58

Bit worried about merging the wrong threads here (been a while since I've done it), but Bob went to Arsenal yesterday and has posted some pics of his day out. You can see them here: http://www.blackpool.vitalfootball.co.uk/forum/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=22032&posts=1

BBL FFS


First of all can I say thanks to The Smith Twins for looking after me so well and had a great trip down,but form there on the day went from bad to worse as the Pool got stuffed 6-0 and I ended up getting nicked ,but I got bailed out by FY4 mob.
Anyway enjoy the pics Toodle Pip
regards Bob
p.s What was that midserable bugga doing today ?

 

[Bob The Hat]

Hi Ya all just got back from the good old US of A where I went up the Empire State Building met a New York Cop ,went to Alacatraz ,Yosemite Park but I did'nt see Yosemite Sam and then off to Florida for some sunshine and beer .Good to see the Nobbers floundering and good to see that Matt fella has sorted the flag out .

 

[Bob The Hat]

Photos part 2

 

[suffolknwot]

Hey Bob you looked up your name in the urban dictionary..

1. Bob

Battery Operated Boyfriend as in a vibrator
I had a talk with Bob last night.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bob