SeasideTonys Bob Hats' Travels

[Bob The Hat]

Hello everybody.
I'm sorry I couldn't go today, the traumatic experience that the miserable old git from Warrington put me through at The Hawthorns last season gave me a panic attack and my new owners sent along my step-broher Trapper Hat instead.
He said he enjoyed the day, hardly suprising seeing as our careful parents didn't lose him. Anyway he's back home safe and sound now and we've had our picture taken (no 4) together displaying todays programme. :grins:

See you all at Everton :hello:

 

[seasidertony]

Get yerself back ome lad, yer passed it, come back were yer luved.
Mam n Dad.

 

[bfcpete]

Bl**dy hell. Bob Hat has grown lots of hair and sideburns. Just needs a moustache for the Jason King look :grins:

 

[Bob The Hat]

:hello: Hello everyone.

What a day. We had a scoop in the spit and sawdust Walton Social Club then got drenched walking to the ground. Plenty of goals but I'm guttapointed that we didn't get anything from todays game.

Oh well I'm off to lay on the radiator to try and get dry :grins:

 

[Bob The Hat]

Hello Everybody.

Well another ground, another defeat. The Midlands holds some bitter sweet memories for me, I've seen 3 defeats there this season but it was at West Brom that me old miserable bu@@a of a dad left me and I've ended up in the loving Blackpool family who take me to places I could only ever have dreamed of.

A poor display, a bad result, here's looking forward to a trip to Blackburn. See you all there.

 

[smiffysbk3]

The Wolves fans look impressed with you lol

 

[seasidertony]

It's not looking good son, yer better off not being seen at games we loose, you've lost all yer credibility as a lucky BobHat. The glitter days have gone, get yerself home before were dragged into a relegation spot.
Whoes the geek hanging around behind you in the half Burka. Love me and yer mam

 

[Bob The Hat]

Hello Everyone :hello: .

Well another trip to the big city and another defeat without scoring a goal.

I went in the Kings Arms for a pint pre-match then had a look around the ground, didn't fancy being put on Wacko Jacko though so had to settle for a couple of pics inside too.

Not a bad weekend other than the result. Oh well, hopefully see you all at the next away game, thanks for the kind people who took me yesterday, it's so much better than when that lucky miserable old bu@@a used to take me - that's before he left me for dead.

 

[Bob The Hat]

Hello Everybody :hello:

Well at long last my 5th trip to the capital this season and finally we got a goal.

A pity we couldn't hold out but I would have taken a point pre-match. Talking of which thank you to the kind soul who took me down this weekend, it was a long old day, but worth it.

I wasn't over impressed by the ground, the area around it reminded me of 'orrible Warrington where I used to live.
I'm hoping I've got a ticket to Man U for the final game of the season, should see some of you there.

 

[suffolknwot]

Hey Bob, who took you on sat. looks like your were sat near uncle karl, or is that your new family? looking back through your pics yuo seem to have travelled a lot and that would take someone with money, wouldnt it

 

[seasider91]

Shame you weren't in the lower tier Bob hat, could have had a pic with our beloved chairman KO, sure he would have allowed it. :grins:

 

[BobHatton]

suffolknwot - 11/5/2011 11:17

Hey Bob, who took you on sat. looks like your were sat near uncle karl, or is that your new family? looking back through your pics yuo seem to have travelled a lot and that would take someone with money, wouldnt it

Trust me Suffolk, Bob Hats new 'adopted' Dad has plenty of Wonga for things like that.....and he doesn't even have to work very hard for it! :grins:

 

[Bob The Hat]

Well hello everyone :hello:

It's taken me two weeks to get over the disappointment of our relegation and as such I thought I'd post the pics up of my final 'journey' of the Premiership up from Old Trafford.

Thanks ever so much to everyone who has taken me to away games this season, I've enjoyed meeting you all.
I see my old barsteward of a dad swanned off to the States rather than make the last few games - just goes to show where his loyalty laid eh? :fu:

Well here's back to some grounds I've been to before and there'll be some new ones along the way.

See you all again next season - and if anyone sees that old git from Warrington give him a punch from me :rocky:

 

[seasidertony]

Dear Bob, I can see from that last photograph that you were as pissed as a hat, yer mam and me were very disappointed with your influential enchantment this season on the results of our beloved team.
As a very sprightly young hat when we last saw you, you were the love of our lives and was a perfect fit for any young Blackpool supporter, now judging from your shape and overall appearance on your last turnout of the season, it has given me and yer mam reason to think that you have been abused and used as a carrier bag for potatoes. We have now made an appointment with a shrink to revitalize your physical shape, so get back home yer bugger. Love Mam and Dad.
ps. GRRRRRREEEAAAT HOLIDAY. :fu:

 

[bollieboy]

Youngsters today, eh. If I was the father of that p**sed up lad on the right of the picture I'd be utterly ashamed of my p**spoor parenting skills.

 

[pickering_hat_trick]

:fishing:

 

[bollieboy]

 

[SeasideEssexXile]

That hat gets around :close:

 

[Bob The Hat]

Hello Everyone.

Welcome to posters new, and old.

For those of you that don't know me, I'm Bob Hat and I go to away games with loving new parents after my old bu@@a of a dad - who is a poster on here, lost me atc West Brom a couple of seasons ago.

Anyhow I went today, I like the American, he has nice boots it was a lovely sunny day and I enjpyed it despite us only drawing.

Roll on the new season, will see some of you alog the way I hope.

See you all Friday, at Hull

 

[seasidertony]

Trollop get back home, yer mams in bit's. Yer Dad