What is your score?

[Melon Donkey]

What bones have we all broken, then?

Collar bone . When I was 8 . My mum didn’t believe me, thought I was making a fuss and picked me up off the floor by my right arm. Yes dear readers , it was my right collar bone which i broke. Ouch .
Social services nowadays I reckon.

 

[HeathfieldRoad1874]

Looking at the list, I dread to even guess! lol

I'm going with a one night stand and going on a cruise.

 

[HeathfieldRoad1874]

Collar bone . When I was 8 . My mum didn’t believe me, thought I was making a fuss and picked me up off the floor by my right arm. Yes dear readers , it was my right collar bone which i broke. Ouch .
Social services nowadays I reckon.

I'm calling them right now...

 

[mike_field]

I'm going with a one night stand and going on a cruise.

Something about Siggy definitely implies being arrested methinks!

 

[HeathfieldRoad1874]

Oh, certainly!!! You can tell these criminal sorts.

 

[SiggyBrownie]

What bones have we all broken, then?

Both femurs and tibias during my total knee replacements and a couple of toes.

 

[SiggyBrownie]

I'm going with a one night stand and going on a cruise.

Nope, try again.

 

[SiggyBrownie]

Something about Siggy definitely implies being arrested methinks!

I have never been arrested.

 

[SiggyBrownie]

Oh, certainly!!! You can tell these criminal sorts.

I am not a criminal. I've never been caught.

 

[Villan57]

12 if the ferry to Gothenburg counts as a cruise
and I have no desire to do any of them

 

[Silhillvilla]

6

 

[mike_field]

I've never been caught.

The best of us never are.

 

[mike_field]

12 if the ferry to Gothenburg counts as a cruise
and I have no desire to do any of them

I wondered if a ferry might count, also canoeing or general boating. Same as the difference between security hocking you instead of police for 'arrest' and whether a premises ban would count the same as a caution. If it does, my score reduces by another two lol

 

[kefkat]

8 years old busted head when I walked in front of a swing

Suspected broken leg when I was 18 which turned out to be very badly sprained and swollen after a road traffic accident where a van decided to reverse back into me.

Right arm in two places, being wrist, a bit further up and fingers. Left arm, wrist, fingers and thumbs in an industrial accident when I was between jobs when I was 23. Yup was in hospital, in the B'ham papers and I'm told local news and radio

Busted ribs (ex)

 

[Fulford]

Has anyone on here honestly never had a one night stand?

I busted my humerus which wasn't very humorous and ended up with it pinned and surgically nailed.

 

[mike_field]

Has anyone on here honestly never had a one night stand?

Nope - coped off, got off, bodily fluids expelled by other means for both parties - but never a one night stand in its true form.

Never interested me.

I was always (give or take a few break up weeks/months) in a relationship with somebody during the years it was most likely to happen anyway- that's why only the above happened when I was single.

If I was never going to see someone again, why take the time to let them know what I truly liked or learn what they truly liked - it always seemed redundant to me.

 

[BodyButter]

I broke my leg when I was 9 months old. I fell down the stairs while my mum was in the bathroom.

 

[BodyButter]

Nope - coped off, got off, bodily fluids expelled by other means for both parties - but never a one night stand in its true form.

Never interested me.

I was always (give or take a few break up weeks/months) in a relationship with somebody during the years it was most likely to happen anyway- that's why only the above happened when I was single.

If I was never going to see someone again, why take the time to let them know what I truly liked or learn what they truly liked - it always seemed redundant to me.

 

[colavfc]

What bones have we all broken, then?

Sigh. Running out of bones to break.
Broke both ankles.
Dislocated both ankles.
Broken leg.
3 broken ribs.
Broken back - L2 clean break
3 compression fractures of my lower back
2 broken noses

 

[Villan57]

I'm down to 11 now forgot I broke a goalkeepers ribs playing football