What is your score?

[Villan57]

Sigh. Running out of bones to break.
Broke both ankles.
Dislocated both ankles.
Broken leg.
3 broken ribs.
Broken back - L2 clean break
3 compression fractures of my lower back
2 broken noses

Is your middle name Lucky?

 

[Villan57]

I broke my leg when I was 9 months old. I fell down the stairs while my mum was in the bathroom.

Bloody hell you'd have been put in care these days and your Mom investigated for neglect.

 

[Villan57]

I bet nobody on here has driven round Silverstone the wrong way on British Grand Prix day.
Haven't lived some of you

 

[BodyButter]

Sigh. Running out of bones to break.
Broke both ankles.
Dislocated both ankles.
Broken leg.
3 broken ribs.
Broken back - L2 clean break
3 compression fractures of my lower back
2 broken noses

You are lucky to have 2 noses to break. Most people only have one. Lol

 

[Melon Donkey]

Some say the nose isn't a bone. Truth is its bone and cartilage therefore can be broken.

I have broken my nose . I was headbutted. I would like to say they then came off worst . They did of a fashion , but its a long story ....

 

[astonion2]

I fractured my femur when I was 16. It was broken in the three places. Spent 6 weeks in hospital on traction then 6 weeks in plaster from my chest to the foot to keep the leg in place. Then a further 3 months building the leg up again. Six months off work. Painful time I remember.

 

[BBJ]

What bones have we all broken, then?

Toe and collar bone.
I might have broken my nose - or had it broken - by my brother throwing a bulky statue of the infant Jesus as me. My nose is slighty off being symetrical, thus ruining my matinee idol looks.
Oh, and my score is 11.

 

[Villan57]

All I can say is we have some clumsy currants on here

 

[Trekker]

Score is 6

broken bones:
Nose 4 times
Right elbow
Right ankle
All fingers and thumb right hand (more than once)
4 fingers left hand (more than once)
Collar bone
Neck 2 x vertebrae
8 ribs
Both big toes.
3 toes left foot 2 toes right foot
Sternum
Dislocations and stitches galore.

 

[colavfc]

Maybe we could set our own sister site up...
Vitalbones

 

[BodyButter]

Score is 6

broken bones:
Nose 4 times
Right elbow
Right ankle
All fingers and thumb right hand (more than once)
4 fingers left hand (more than once)
Collar bone
Neck 2 x vertebrae
8 ribs
Both big toes.
3 toes left foot 2 toes right foot
Sternum
Dislocations and stitches galore.

Did you used to chase the Roadrunner professionally?

 

[astonion2]

I have never been arrested.

So you have never been arrested so now we are only looking for one. I am guessing you have never been on TV.

 

[Trekker]

I’ve never been arrested but I have been interviewed on tv

 

[Gillette]

Has anyone on here honestly never had a one night stand?

I busted my humerus which wasn't very humorous and ended up with it pinned and surgically nailed.

You broke your humerus on a one night stand?
Blimey....

 

[Fulford]

You broke your humerus on a one night stand?
Blimey....

No I broke it when I fell off the garage installing my CCTV.

 

[Villan57]

I remember the first time I was on TV, Rumbelows in 1980

 

[The Fear]

Rumbelows, now there is a blast from the past.

 

[HeathfieldRoad1874]

Does being in the crowd at a football match, that is televised, count as being on TV?

If so, I can tick one off.

 

[astonion2]

Has anyone on here honestly never had a one night stand?

I busted my humerus which wasn't very humorous and ended up with it pinned and surgically nailed.

I have never been on a one night stand. I have been out with women on one date and never saw them again but I suspect thats not what you are saying.

 

[mike_field]

Does being in the crowd at a football match, that is televised, count as being on TV?

If so, I can tick one off.

I might be able to tick another one off myself if it does lol