Calvin Plummer
Vital Football Legend
Some SAGE greatest hits:
3rd Feb - advises against travel restrictions.
5th Feb - claims shutting down public gatherings or having people wear facemasks on public transport would be ineffective.
11th Feb - says contact tracing and mass testing is not possible for the UK
20th Feb - receives analysis that social distancing is an effective measure in China and Hong Kong. Still does not recommend it.
5th March - finally starts to consider that those with Covid should self isolate.
March 13th - oops we aren't a couple of months behind Italy as we thought. Hmm actually some testing would be nice.
March 16th - oh yeah that social distancing thing we rejected a month ago despite it working elsewhere might actually be a good idea. Change of advice.
March 16th - oh yeah that testing thing we weren't bothered about actually is important.
Apr 7th - nah, still don't bother with facemasks.
May 5th - hmm seems like old people are dying in care homes, perhaps we should consider them.
May 7th - thanks Neil Ferguson for his wildly inaccurate data and for breaching lockdown rules.
3rd Feb - advises against travel restrictions.
5th Feb - claims shutting down public gatherings or having people wear facemasks on public transport would be ineffective.
11th Feb - says contact tracing and mass testing is not possible for the UK
20th Feb - receives analysis that social distancing is an effective measure in China and Hong Kong. Still does not recommend it.
5th March - finally starts to consider that those with Covid should self isolate.
March 13th - oops we aren't a couple of months behind Italy as we thought. Hmm actually some testing would be nice.
March 16th - oh yeah that social distancing thing we rejected a month ago despite it working elsewhere might actually be a good idea. Change of advice.
March 16th - oh yeah that testing thing we weren't bothered about actually is important.
Apr 7th - nah, still don't bother with facemasks.
May 5th - hmm seems like old people are dying in care homes, perhaps we should consider them.
May 7th - thanks Neil Ferguson for his wildly inaccurate data and for breaching lockdown rules.