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Vital Champions League
Certainly a bit longer than the one about the most skilful.
I think we all need cheering up in these very dark dangerous days.
So I am going to veer of topic abit but with still a link to the thread title.
When I was fifteen I played in the adult Lincoln Sunday league div 5 for a team called Riseholme Athletic. It was an Ermine based team and I lived up the Ermine and knew the Manager Jim Poole. Even though I was fifteen I was the best player in the team , but in all honesty a one legged blind man would have been a contender.
The following i swear is a true story.
One pre season friendly Jim brought along what he thought would be the answer to all our problems. A nearly bald Italian hairdresser about 5ft tall who was apparently the business. We all thought with him being Italian he might be skillful
and make us a better team. We had benn playing for a while and he had done some really impressive sprints without touching the ball or really making an impression.
However his moment of glory arrived when he attempted an overhead kick, he got some power behind the ball that consequently smashed him full in the face and laid him out. He came around after about 30 seconds later only to witness 21 other players the ref and linesman all pissing themselves.
We never did see him again, but I played till I was fifty and have witnessed many matches but I have never seen that 'skill' repeated.
Todd Jordan?Who was that big tall lad who got sent off playing his first full game out of position at centre half? Played midfield during the darkest conference days, ended up at Worksop Town from memory.
Not quite an overhead kick but this is how the pro's do it.I think we all need cheering up in these very dark dangerous days.
So I am going to veer of topic abit but with still a link to the thread title.
When I was fifteen I played in the adult Lincoln Sunday league div 5 for a team called Riseholme Athletic. It was an Ermine based team and I lived up the Ermine and knew the Manager Jim Poole. Even though I was fifteen I was the best player in the team , but in all honesty a one legged blind man would have been a contender.
The following i swear is a true story.
One pre season friendly Jim brought along what he thought would be the answer to all our problems. A nearly bald Italian hairdresser about 5ft tall who was apparently the business. We all thought with him being Italian he might be skillful
and make us a better team. We had benn playing for a while and he had done some really impressive sprints without touching the ball or really making an impression.
However his moment of glory arrived when he attempted an overhead kick, he got some power behind the ball that consequently smashed him full in the face and laid him out. He came around after about 30 seconds later only to witness 21 other players the ref and linesman all pissing themselves.
We never did see him again, but I played till I was fifty and have witnessed many matches but I have never seen that 'skill' repeated.
Steve Brown could play a bit
He should have been taken off after 5 minutes nevermind 45. That was without doubt the worst performance I have ever seen from a Lincoln player - worse than Paul Robson against Newport.Aristide Bassele. Anyone remember him from 2010/11? Came on loan from Bournemouth, a winger. Came off the bench for a couple of minutes and then started the next game, at home to Woking. He was that bad that he was hauled off at half-time, never to play for us again. He was shockingly awful.
That's him, he always put a shift in, just not enough ability alasTodd Jordan?
I didn't think he was that bad, I can't imagine all the abuse he got helped his confidence, he had established a first team place in other teams so he couldn't be that bad.I raise you Tom Champion
Steve Brown could play a bit