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Does your swing squeak then mate ?
Nah...it triggers groans.
Does your swing squeak then mate ?
Very good muttley, cheered me up and smiling again, how the hell do you keep up such good writing/reporting? just keep doing it!
Mind his fantasy world works better than our Spurs fantasy world!Because he makes it all up in his fantasy world.
Mind his fantasy world works better than our Spurs fantasy world!
Just for a second there Nick I thought you were describing my dear departed old man, then I remembered he hated motor bikes lol!I make up loads of fantasy stuff, comedy scenarios mostly to make my wife laugh.
The difference being Mutters has provided himself with a vehicle to air those fantasies within the meeting minutes. Very clever.
One of mine so far today.
A Circus or Funfair is setting up in the playing field at the end of our road. Two Union Jack's flapping in the wind from two tall towers. Because of where they were flying it looked like they were above the last bungalow in the road.
A weirdo lives there who was once in the military I think. He has turned his property into a fortress. Metal fencing across the front with barbed wire across the top. A bread bin for postie to put letters in because the front is sealed off. He has barbed wire all along his back fencing. Spot lamps that illuminate his back garden.
We call him Seargent Weaver after a character in a Sci fi series who had a beard and wore a cap the same as this nutter.
He also rides an MZ motorcycle which is possibly the least cool bike in existence. He wears 1960s style helmet and cheap plastic leathers.
So the scene is set.
Those flags are Seargent Weavers I said. Out the back he has an underground bunker with a war room. He has one of those battle tables with ships and tanks on and uses his garden rake to slide them around according to what's going on in Ukraine.
My wife threw her head back with laughter which is all that matters.
It's the same as what Mutters does, he just makes shit up !!
Mutters, did you sit on the THST catering meeting. ? Apparently quite a bit of dissatisfaction including no resurrection of the early Pie and Pint Deal and reverting to the sausage rolls of 2 years ago requested.
Some food for thought ?
Both the above were from Eric Dier !!