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Weekly THFC Football Operation Meeting Minutes
Date: Friday, 25th March 2022 10am
Attendees:
Daniel Levy, Fabio Paratici, Antonio Conte, Ryan Mason, Ledley King, Rehanne Skinner, Katrina Law
Thursday had been a long day for Fabio and Antonio who were a few minutes late to today's meeting. They had been on a scouting trip to watch some North Macedonians on Thursday evening. In the last hour, they had just arrived back into Heathrow from Palermo and come straight to the meeting. As soon as they arrived, Daniel asked what they thought of the North Macedonian striker Aleksandar Trajkovski and goalkeeper Stole Dimitrievski. The normal sniggers from Ryan and Ledley.
Fabio said that it is a discussion for a different forum. More giggling.
Meeting started 10:05am
Minutes of the meeting:
First Team Men’s Matches
Antonio had a beaming smile from ear to ear. For the first time in ages, he didn’t have to open up with “It’s been a week of mixed fortunes”. With the club felines safely locked away, Spurs welcomed West Ham to the TH stadium and then kicked their arses all-round the pitch in our 3-1 win.
Michael Antonio threw everything he had at our defence, even a cowardly elbow, but Eric Dier just kept him in his pocket until Moyes took him off after 56 mins. At least for now, the East-end porn barons have been put back in their place.
With the international break, Antonio said that he can’t really assess the Newcastle game until he knows who has returned in one piece from their fixtures. The non-internationals will be getting the normal boot camp, much to the disappointment of Eric Dier. It’s not easy knowing that Maguire is stealing a living and keeping him out of the national squad whilst Eric is doing burpees at the training ground.
First Team Women’s Matches
Rehanne said that she was disappointed that the club had to postpone Chelsea away followed by Arsenal home due to 2 many COVID cases in the camp. When Emma Hayes and Jonas Eidevall had asked her to clarify the current WPL rules and justify the postponements, Rehanne referred them to Michel Arteta.
Joe Wicks is currently training the women’s squad.
Rehanne also reminded Kat to tell all the THST members that the last game of the season against Leicester City will be played at the new stadium. Tickets are £6.50. Daniel asked her whether she meant £65. Her answer was “One day Daniel, one day”.
Internationals Update
Going into the international break, Harry needs just one goal to equal Bobby Charlton’s goalscoring tally for England. He now has Wayne Rooney’s record of 53 goals in his sights. More likely though, he is going to beat JJ Okocha’s record of 54 missed free kicks first. Neither will stop Robbie Keane from constantly texting him the number “68” every time Harry returns from international duty.
Antonio said that, even though he is on a 2-match international ban, he has allowed Christian Romero to go back to Argentina for Mother’s Day. That just showed what a family club we are. Kat started laughing and said to Antonio that was the oldest trick in the book. Not understanding, Kat said that foreign footballers always convince their foreign managers to give them time off on this international weekend. Turns out, Mother’s Day is in October in Argentina.
The big match up of the weekend is Stevie vs Pierre as Holland host Denmark. Pierre said that he thought that Stevie was talking Double Dutch when he said he would score against Denmark.
Any Other Business
A number of “firsts” in a single game at the new stadium
On Saturday there is going to be an important match played at our new stadium. It will be the first time ever that there will be no players surrounding the referee and being abusive towards him. There will be no diving in the 18-yard box, no handball controversies, and no feigning injury. The video referee probably won’t make a single mistake and certainly won’t hide behind the “clear and obvious” wording. The home and away fans will even sit together nicely and enjoy the match without being rude to each other.
The club look forward to hosting Saracens and Bristol Bears.
Meeting concluded 10:50am
Date: Friday, 25th March 2022 10am
Attendees:
Daniel Levy, Fabio Paratici, Antonio Conte, Ryan Mason, Ledley King, Rehanne Skinner, Katrina Law
Thursday had been a long day for Fabio and Antonio who were a few minutes late to today's meeting. They had been on a scouting trip to watch some North Macedonians on Thursday evening. In the last hour, they had just arrived back into Heathrow from Palermo and come straight to the meeting. As soon as they arrived, Daniel asked what they thought of the North Macedonian striker Aleksandar Trajkovski and goalkeeper Stole Dimitrievski. The normal sniggers from Ryan and Ledley.
Fabio said that it is a discussion for a different forum. More giggling.
Meeting started 10:05am
Minutes of the meeting:
First Team Men’s Matches
Antonio had a beaming smile from ear to ear. For the first time in ages, he didn’t have to open up with “It’s been a week of mixed fortunes”. With the club felines safely locked away, Spurs welcomed West Ham to the TH stadium and then kicked their arses all-round the pitch in our 3-1 win.
Michael Antonio threw everything he had at our defence, even a cowardly elbow, but Eric Dier just kept him in his pocket until Moyes took him off after 56 mins. At least for now, the East-end porn barons have been put back in their place.
With the international break, Antonio said that he can’t really assess the Newcastle game until he knows who has returned in one piece from their fixtures. The non-internationals will be getting the normal boot camp, much to the disappointment of Eric Dier. It’s not easy knowing that Maguire is stealing a living and keeping him out of the national squad whilst Eric is doing burpees at the training ground.
First Team Women’s Matches
Rehanne said that she was disappointed that the club had to postpone Chelsea away followed by Arsenal home due to 2 many COVID cases in the camp. When Emma Hayes and Jonas Eidevall had asked her to clarify the current WPL rules and justify the postponements, Rehanne referred them to Michel Arteta.
Joe Wicks is currently training the women’s squad.
Rehanne also reminded Kat to tell all the THST members that the last game of the season against Leicester City will be played at the new stadium. Tickets are £6.50. Daniel asked her whether she meant £65. Her answer was “One day Daniel, one day”.
Internationals Update
Going into the international break, Harry needs just one goal to equal Bobby Charlton’s goalscoring tally for England. He now has Wayne Rooney’s record of 53 goals in his sights. More likely though, he is going to beat JJ Okocha’s record of 54 missed free kicks first. Neither will stop Robbie Keane from constantly texting him the number “68” every time Harry returns from international duty.
Antonio said that, even though he is on a 2-match international ban, he has allowed Christian Romero to go back to Argentina for Mother’s Day. That just showed what a family club we are. Kat started laughing and said to Antonio that was the oldest trick in the book. Not understanding, Kat said that foreign footballers always convince their foreign managers to give them time off on this international weekend. Turns out, Mother’s Day is in October in Argentina.
The big match up of the weekend is Stevie vs Pierre as Holland host Denmark. Pierre said that he thought that Stevie was talking Double Dutch when he said he would score against Denmark.
Any Other Business
A number of “firsts” in a single game at the new stadium
On Saturday there is going to be an important match played at our new stadium. It will be the first time ever that there will be no players surrounding the referee and being abusive towards him. There will be no diving in the 18-yard box, no handball controversies, and no feigning injury. The video referee probably won’t make a single mistake and certainly won’t hide behind the “clear and obvious” wording. The home and away fans will even sit together nicely and enjoy the match without being rude to each other.
The club look forward to hosting Saracens and Bristol Bears.
Meeting concluded 10:50am
