I think it’s a bit much to ask him to say Paul Smyth spelled with a Y not an I clears downfield
The irony being that Smyth was the only player of theirs he knew and called by his name throughout the game. He even corrected Thommo's pronounciation of Smythe. Laughable.
Their left winger plays it into Smyth, who plays it out to the Accrington player on the right, who plays it back to Smyth, little pass to the right and the Accrington forward shoots.
Although the above has far too much detail for it to be Hortin. the real version would be:
Hortin - Their left winger has the ball near the half way line..............
joke with Thommo with a nudge, nudge and chuckle
Hortin - Ref is wearing a pink shirt, more like Cerise, No baby pink, Hot pink, closer to lilac. What do you think Thommo
Thommo - "groan"
Hortin - Nothingburger.......giggle.......uhhh. its a goal. Michael Appleton won't be happy.
Thommo - I've said it before, I'll say it again, risk reward Michael, risk reward.
Hortin - Liverpool have scored, yippee..........
JINGLE JINGLE
Thommo - WTFs going on Michael. I can hear music.
Hortin - I dunno, technical problems.
Hortin - Welcome back, you've not missed anything
Thommo - They missed the second goal Michael
Hortin - What second goal?
CUE MUSIC: My head is in a spin, My feet don't touch the ground …
Hortin - Welcome back, it's half time and its 2-0, Whats your summary of the half Thommo?
Thommo - The 4 goals that we've seen have all been quite spectacular, hard to describe how good they were but the 2-2 scoreline is a fair reflection on the first half.
Hortin - 4 goals?