Monday joke (ng)

[shotshy]

I said to my wife that my new year resolution was to try not to be so blunt and to stop putting my foot in it.
I then said, I expect your’s is to lose a bit of weight.

 

[ARFUR CONNELL]

Beware, don't drink & drive! I decided to not drive the car home last night having seen the police pulling-in drivers. I took a bus instead & was waved straight through.
First time I'd driven a bus!!

 

[LSB2]

Harris trying a new job-

 

[Gilles Lingam]

Harris trying a new job-

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although it looks wrong .. it'd never be right no matter which way he turned...
lol

 

[LSB2]

although it looks wrong .. it'd never be right no matter which way he turned...
lol

Just like our formations!

 

[chris who]

Friday's joke David De Gea.Rumour has it BG has turned down a approach from Man U to take him on a free transfer or on loan.BG said we would take him if Man U paid us 40 million.

 

[PhilK66]

 

[dwg9846]

 

[dwg9846]

 

[Baghdad_Rob]

 

[shotshy]

My wife told me, don’t worry too much about the spelling because we have autocorrect.
For this I am internally grapefruit

 

[PhilK66]

 

[timnolongerinbrisban]

 

[Whisky Gill]

I'm going to open a J D Salinger themed bakery. Going to call it Focaccia in the rye!

 

[Gilles Lingam]

 

[ian08040]

 

[ian08040]

 

[ian08040]

 

[Gilles Lingam]

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[Bert]

Unfortunate combination of signs?