Steve from Oz
Vital Football Legend
Time to bring in the dog whisperer DG and give it some home truths, first one being when Norwich is mentioned as a key word, it sits and smiles obediently.
Rex - 4/12/2013 11:22
What is it with these pets?
It seems that when you reach a certain age, everyone wants you to have a pet. I resisted for years and then found the female members of my family conspired to introduce a kitten into the house.
Being the slut that she was, she soon became pregnant and produced two kittens, one of which died. So now we had two kittens.
I investigated getting Mum spayed (the cat, that is, not my Mum). Unfortunately, while I was bemoaning the potential cost, the damn cat got herself pregnant. Again!
We now have three kittens and potentially hundreds of pounds to spend to prevent further offspring.
And I never wanted one in the first place. The rest of the family think they are really cute but they are not the ones that have to empty the litter tray or clean cat urine off the mattress of the guest bed.
I have fantasies of bringing a gruesome end to the saga but don't have the heart.
Why am I so (insert expletive here) soft? :111: