Judge Steeeeeeves (Possibly G or NG)

[Steeeeeeves]

A threesome with Lily James and Oti Mabuse or an exciting 2-2 with Mansfield?

Interpretation: Any threesome (MFF in your case I presume) over an erection inducing mid-table League 2 match.

Verdict: Approved, but ideally use the left over erect tissue from the League 2 match to do one’s best with ladies.

 

[Steeeeeeves]

As Judge Judy says- judges don't answer questions, they ask them! Some of these questioners should be shot!

Approved. I’m appointing you as Court Usher. Please correct these morons so I don’t have to. (Otherwise I’ve got a lot of posting to do!)

 

[octopus]

Marmite peanut butter is a force for good.

 

[Steeeeeeves]

Marmite peanut butter is a force for good.

Disapprove. I don’t like peanut butter. No complaints please. It’s my way or Steve Heighway.

 

[LSB2]

Approved. I’m appointing you as Court Usher. Please correct these morons so I don’t have to. (Otherwise I’ve got a lot of posting to do!)

Thank you, your honour, it will be a pleasure to work under you. Not under your physically, obviously, this it not that type of site!

 

[Steeeeeeves]

Thank you, your honour, it will be a pleasure to work under you. Not under your physically, obviously, this it not that type of site!

Approved. I have the size 10 stockings ready if you change your mind about the physicality.

 

[HerrLjunga]

Pants only require replacement when the hole worn in the crotch becomes so large that scrotal support has entirely failed.

 

[Steeeeeeves]

Approved, but I say, leave until you can shit through the rear without taking them off.

 

[LSB2]

Approved. I have the size 10 stockings ready if you change your mind about the physicality.

I'm XXL, so I might need larger stockings. It's cooling down now, so can they be thermal too?

 

[Steeeeeeves]

I'm XXL, so I might need larger stockings. It's cooling down now, so can they be thermal too?

These are for me, not you. I want you in full Gillingham pink away kit. Enough now. There will be more cases to deal with.

 

[Solent Knight]

Bring back White dogs shit so i can see it before i tread in it.

 

[Steeeeeeves]

Bring back White dogs shit so i can see it before i tread in it.

Approved. I will also recommend a chemical be identified to add to dog food that enables the poo to glow in the dark.

 

[madrid_gill]

Sliced banana on pizza ❤

Was just going to mention that myself. Had it once in France. Not convinced

 

[PhilK66]

Interpretation: Any threesome (MFF in your case I presume) over an erection inducing mid-table League 2 match.

Verdict: Approved, but ideally use the left over erect tissue from the League 2 match to do one’s best with ladies.

So it's the threesome then. Anyone got their mobile numbers?

 

[HerrLjunga]

Harris is finished

 

[Steeeeeeves]

Harris is finished

Approve. Apologies. Judges don’t know how to use this young persons iwojima language.

 

[HerrLjunga]

15 minutes is an acceptable post-coital period before buggering off to turn on the Xbox and crack open another beer.

Seeking judgement for a friend...

 

[LSB2]

Approved. I will also recommend a chemical be identified to add to dog food that enables the poo to glow in the dark.

It seems the shit has been cleared from pathways, and moved to the pitch wearing Gills shirts....

 

[Steeeeeeves]

15 minutes is an acceptable post-coital period before buggering off to turn on the Xbox and crack open another beer.

Seeking judgement for a friend...

Disapprove. Mid ejaculation is fine.