Judge Steeeeeeves (Possibly G or NG)

[Steeeeeeves]

Possible new feature.

Everyone gets to post a complaint or praise of a subject, but only I get to reply.

Judgements will be short and may be harsh but fair.

 

[The Derry Girl]

Shoes with socks!

 

[Steeeeeeves]

Shoes with socks!

Approved. One months derision for those who fail to obey.

 

[Trev_GFC]

Tuna and chorizo

 

[jokerman]

Dark socks with shorts being “in”.

 

[RotherhitheGill]

Pickled egg in a packet of crisps?

 

[Suffolk Gills]

I would like to ban umbrellas - health and safety concerns.

 

[Steeeeeeves]

Tuna and chorizo

Judgement deferred. Evidence required. Will ask the wife to rustle something up.

 

[Steeeeeeves]

Dark socks with shorts being “in”.

Disapproved. Two weeks being forced to wear a mankini in local Lidl.

 

[Steeeeeeves]

Pickled egg in a packet of crisps?

Approved. Enforced hunger strike for those that disagree.

 

[MedwayModernist]

Facetiming people in public with no headphones

 

[Steeeeeeves]

I would like to ban umbrellas - health and safety concerns.

Disapproved. Catching “Y’r death” during a rainstorm is a health concern.

 

[Steeeeeeves]

Facetiming people in public with no headphones

Judgement deferred. What’sApp me to discuss.

 

[shotshy]

Is the moon real ?

 

[Steeeeeeves]

Is the moon real ?

Contempt of court! I am not the Oracle. Rephrase please. One days continuous diarrhoea without toilet paper or a shower.

 

[shotshy]

Contempt of court! I am not the Oracle. Rephrase please. One days continuous diarrhoea without toilet paper or a shower.

Is the moon a balloon ?
It’s just that I recall David Niven mentioning it once.

 

[wxgill]

Do we need the Welsh?

 

[Steeeeeeves]

This is descending into chaos. I’m judging statements, not answering questions. Clear the court!

 

[Gills 58]

Ray McHale

 

[Rob_b100]

DoX or ILSJ?