Judge Steeeeeeves (Possibly G or NG)

[OneSirKeefy]

Italian court sentences you to death.

Think I’ve got off lightly there….

 

[HerrLjunga]

Approve. However, I’m balding not bald. 2 days metalling Sandy Shaw songs.

I'll see if the new band are happy to cover Puppet on a String.

 

[valenciagill]

Opening myself up for a real punishment here.

Pineapple on pizza.

I love it actually, but I feel my weekend is about to be ruined or ended.

Sliced banana on pizza ❤

 

[Steeeeeeves]

I'll see if the new band are happy to cover Puppet on a String.

Approve.

 

[Steeeeeeves]

Sliced banana on pizza ❤

Disapproved. Banana to be inserted in plantain (plaintiff).

 

[Steeeeeeves]

Think I’ve got off lightly there….[/QUOTE

silence!

 

[jokerman]

 

[GillsBluenose]

An abomination. Best argument v BBC licence fee (sadly).

There is some (un)healthy competition. Michael McIntyre, James Corden's shitcom sans any real jokes, Gary Barlow exposure.

 

[Upbury Gills]

Judges get paid to much £

 

[Steeeeeeves]

This is a court, not a rock festival. 3 months quoting Trump philosophies at Democrat conventions.

 

[Steeeeeeves]

There is some (un)healthy competition. Michael McIntyre, James Corden's shitcom sans any real jokes, Gary Barlow exposure.

Approve. All to be dropped off in the middle of the Atlantic, along with Peter Andre. There is no need to keep bringing him on any ITV show unless it’s a News at 10 report on his untimely death.

 

[Steeeeeeves]

Judges get paid to much £

Disapproved. I’m getting nowt for this shite.

 

[Captainreblue]

Why do fox's always shit on my pathway and never the neighbours?

 

[Steeeeeeves]

Why do fox's always shit on my pathway and never the neighbours?

In future, I will be interpreting these questions and turning them into statements.

Statement: Foxes always shit on my pathway and never my neighbours.

Judgement: Interim Approval, subject to pictorial evidence. 50% of the poo to be given to charity.

 

[Vambogills]

Slapping an American who uses the word 'Gotten' whilst on UK soil.

 

[dwg9846]

The Swine or City?

 

[PhilK66]

A threesome with Lily James and Oti Mabuse or an exciting 2-2 with Mansfield?

 

[LSB2]

As Judge Judy says- judges don't answer questions, they ask them! Some of these questioners should be shot!

 

[Steeeeeeves]

Slapping an American who uses the word 'Gotten' whilst on UK soil.

Approve. Withdrawal of any ill gotten gains and a fine on top.

 

[Steeeeeeves]

The Swine or City?

Interpreted statement: The Swine and City are not nice.

Verdict: Approved. Relegation to North West Kent Sunday League Division 7 for both teams.