Jonah's Really REALLY Interesting Thread

[BodyButter]

I'm waiting for the cinema. We are going to watch Dune 2 in half an hour.

 

[wittonite]

Morning all.

 

[mike_field]

Why did you capitalise the F in faggots? Is it because you want them extra gay?

Because it twas a nouning thing.

Evening all!

 

[col8]

Thank god for bank notifications, Uber Eats £79 pending payment
Not only do they try to steal your hard earned cash they are fat bastards.

 

[col8]

Good morning to all, back to work after a couple of sick days.
Bored shitless tbh retirement can wait.

 

[The Fear]

 

[Melon Donkey]

Morning all.

 

[Trekker]

Good morning, hope all is well with you all even Deano.

 

[wittonite]

Morning all.
Was hammering it down, now the sun is shining

 

[BBJ]

Back home after visiting the sick brother. It was emotional yet worthwhile. Tired today obviously.
I hadn't flown to and from BHX since before Covid. It's changed a lot and not entirely for the better. Confusing signs and not nearly enough seating.

 

[kefkat]

Morning. I still have manflu. I may not pull through. Pray for me. Or send me cash.

Red or white roses Deano?

 

[wittonite]

Fuckin hilarious

Moment two walkers fall into fast running stream after avoiding cows

Julia Glover, 62, was out with her walking group when they came across a herd on the path - meaning they would have to cross a stream to evade them.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[BBJ]

Fuckin hilarious

Moment two walkers fall into fast running stream after avoiding cows

Julia Glover, 62, was out with her walking group when they came across a herd on the path - meaning they would have to cross a stream to evade them.

www.dailymail.co.uk

More evidence that taking exercise can be dangerous.

 

[BodyButter]

Someone in the US won $1.13bn on the lottery.

I wonder what it's like to win so much money.

 

[colavfc]

Someone in the US won $1.13bn on the lottery.

I wonder what it's like to win so much money.

All morals would go out the window and life expectancy would drop significantly!

 

[wittonite]

Can't you tell it's Easter coming up. Had the heaviest hail storm in years, followed by a snow flurry then rain. During all this the temperature dropped from an already cold 8 degrees down to 2 degrees.

 

[BBJ]

This from one of our sons -

 

[BBJ]

All morals would go out the window and life expectancy would drop significantly!

I used to share a flat with a guy whose response to the notion of winning £75,000 on the Pools (this was in the 60s) was: "All I want is six months and a decent funeral".

 

[mike_field]

It is a late good evening, so I should say good morning.

This has not been a productive day in the way I wanted but I have done lots, and I am very tired. It is time for bed.

I think I will physically achieve more whilst I'm asleep.

Hate days like this.

 

[col8]

Morning to all assembled, its winter again and just in time for the kids getting a 10 day Easter break.