Jonah's Really REALLY Interesting Thread

[sirdennis]

Good morning, I have a sudden intense pain in my calf, not cramp not muscle strain. Any ideas doctors of Vital? (No Deano, it’s not super bad AIDS)

Leg pain.

I thank you.

 

[wittonite]

Leg pain.

I thank you.

Are you available for private consultations.
You appear to be better than my current GP.

 

[The Fear]

Goooooood morning Vital Villans

 

[sirdennis]

HELP. They are playing " Mr Blue Sky " on Absolute Radio.

 

[The Fear]

HELP. They are playing " Mr Blue Sky " on Absolute Radio.

Please tell us why!

 

[sirdennis]

Please tell us why!

It's the Small Heath walk out song.

 

[astonion2]

In my 9 years on Vital I think yesterday was the most interesting and informative of all. We discussed Burger Vans on Bodmin, the history and names for spring onions and more things that were excellent. I see today its back down to its usual level.

 

[The Fear]

It's the Small Heath walk out song.

DOH!

Please tell us why is one of the lyrics! lol

 

[The Fear]

In my 9 years on Vital I think yesterday was the most interesting and informative of all. We discussed Burger Vans on Bodmin, the history and names for spring onions and more things that were excellent. I see today its back down to its usual level.

We can't over do this thinking business though, we'll all burn out.

 

[DeanoVilla]

Good morning, I have a sudden intense pain in my calf, not cramp not muscle strain. Any ideas doctors of Vital? (No Deano, it’s not super bad AIDS)

Even I know you can't catch that twice!

 

[astonion2]

I have just cut the grass and I now need a shower. Problem is my T shirt is stuck to my back. It is very muggy out there.

 

[Villan57]

I have just cut the grass and I now need a shower. Problem is my T shirt is stuck to my back. It is very muggy out there.

I don't have grass I have slabs, up there for thinking down there for dancing mate

 

[astonion2]

I don't have grass I have slabs, up there for thinking down there for dancing mate

What makes it worse for me is I suffer very badly with Hayfever.

 

[Villan57]

What makes it worse for me is I suffer very badly with Hayfever.

So did I , we also have 3 dogs that ruin any Lawn and traipse mud in hence the slabs and gravel

 

[astonion2]

So did I , we also have 3 dogs that ruin any Lawn and traipse mud in hence the slabs and gravel

The front drive is full width tarmac. Even though I live on my own I do still like to have my garden looking good and I do think a lawn is important. I agree about the dogs, I remember we had one and I gravelled the back at the house we lived in then.

 

[mike_field]

How are people on this fine day?

 

[JuanPabloAngel]

How are people on the fine day?

 

[Villan57]

Had a phone call this afternoon from Heartlands Hospital they are discussing my case on Monday and she wanted to know why I hadn't been for a blood test.
I said I'd had one in March but nobody ever got back to me.
At that she said I'll just have a word with the doctor and phone you back in 5 minutes. That was an hour and a half ago.

We actually put our lives in the hands of this sieve brained idiots

 

[col8]

Just done a lateral flow test after my Covid app pinged to isolate for 5 days.
A very failt T line

PCR test booked for tomorrow I hope its negative or its going to be a long 10 days.

 

[mike_field]

Fingers crossed Col.