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Jonah's Really REALLY Interesting Thread

kefkat said:
My dear friend has bought me an Alexa. Its one gadget gismo I've never been over keen on having.

She now having told me the benefits got my interests up.

I will now be the owner of one by 8-PM tomorrow night 🤔 I shall let you know how I get on
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I love Alexa.....

Tell Alexa "Alexa I Love You"

Enjoy her response.


WEEKLY SPOTLIGHT


  • “Alexa, what's on your bucket list?”
  • “Alexa, play feel-good dance music”
  • “Alexa, turn up the bass”
    Personalise the qualities of your music by adjusting the bass, mid range and treble for your compatible Echo devices. To control these settings from your Alexa app tap the Devices icon in the bottom-right corner, select your Echo device, then Audio Settings.



THINGS TO TRY
  • “Alexa, how do I keep fit at home?”
  • “Alexa, sing 'Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star'”
  • “Alexa, open Voice of the Day”
    Guess the name of a well-known person or celebrity behind a daily voice clip.
  • “Alexa, open White Noise”
  • “Alexa, Simon says ‘stop copying me’”
  • “Alexa, give me a book recommendation”
  • “Alexa, add a to-do”
  • “Alexa, is the bank open?”
  • “Alexa, reorder kitchen rolls”
  • “Alexa, find quick dinner recipes”
  • “Alexa, how are you?”
  • “Alexa, play 70s rock”
  • “Alexa, tell me a joke about unicorns”
  • “Alexa, play Trivia Hero”
  • “Alexa, remind me to call Dad in 10 minutes”
  • “Alexa, what can I do with the kids at home?”

THINGS TO TRY

  • “Alexa, open Choir Sounds”
  • “Alexa, give me a film quote”
  • “Alexa, open the pod bay doors”
  • “Alexa, remind me to feed the dogs”
  • “Alexa, do not disturb”
    Enable Do Not Disturb mode when you do not wish to receive any Alexa calls or messages.
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    Learn more.
  • “Alexa, drop in on kitchen”
    Drop In allows you to connect instantly with the Echo devices on your account. For example, when watching a film in the living room, you can drop in from your Echo device or Alexa app to your kitchen Echo to ask for popcorn.
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    Learn more.
  • “Alexa, create a to-do list”
    When you want to find out what items are on your list just ask, “Alexa, what's on my to-do list?”.
  • “Alexa, sing 'For He's a Jolly Good Fellow'”
  • “Alexa, what's your favourite film?”
  • “Alexa, are you an alien?”
  • “Alexa, set a sleep timer for 20 minutes”
  • “Alexa, tell me a tennis joke”
  • “Alexa, read my audiobook”
  • “Alexa, what can I make with spinach?”
  • “Alexa, what's the weather forecast?”
  • “Alexa, volume 5”


THINGS TO TRY

  • “Alexa, open Space Station”
  • “Alexa, open BBC Kids”
  • “Alexa, show me the money”
  • “Alexa, stop reading in 20 minutes”
  • “Alexa, shuffle my music”
  • “Alexa, remind me to call Dad in 10 minutes”
  • “Alexa, Star Wars or Star Trek?”
  • “Alexa, add a to-do”
  • “Alexa, pair my phone”
  • “Alexa, can you talk to dogs?”
  • “Alexa, cancel my reminders”
  • “Alexa, what's the extended forecast?”
  • “Alexa, give me an Asian recipe”
  • “Alexa, what’s my Flash Briefing?”
 
P.S. you can do your shopping list on Alexa.....

Last time Dawn asked "Alexa whats on my shopping list" the reply was:-

"50 Shades of Grey and a cucumber" I pissed myself laughing.
 
I am taking delivery of an Alexa this morning. The app says it is due between 10-15 am - 11-15 am. I shall be Alexaing today it seems
 
Trekker said:
I have just had a phone consultation as I’m having a few issues. I need to go on some more drugs. The pain issue has got to be monitored, I have swelling on one side of my chest (heart side).
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I really struggle with liking that mate but there's not a dislike button. Hope you feel better soon
 
Trekker said:
I have just had a phone consultation as I’m having a few issues. I need to go on some more drugs. The pain issue has got to be monitored, I have swelling on one side of my chest (heart side).
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Take it steady Trekker.

Hope the new drugs do the trick and you're fit for Sunday.
 
I asked Alexa if she loved me. Turns out she doesn't. I then asked what her favourite song was, and it turned out to be one she'd written herself, she asked if I wanted to hear it... I didn't.
 
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