Jonah's Really REALLY Interesting Thread

[Melon Donkey]

Morning all.

Pooch puke all over the kitchen floor.

Pooch walk in the pissing rain.

The story of my morning thus far .

 

[sirdennis]

Morning all.

Our cat was sick in the kitchen as well.

 

[The Fear]

Goooooooood morning Vital Villans

 

[Pride of Lions]

Morning all...

 

[Trekker]

Hello all. Glad Your mom had a Great day Jonathan.

 

[JuanPabloAngel]

Our cat was sick in the kitchen

Isn't that a UB40 song?

 

[The Fear]

Massively interesting day today, went to Aldi AND Sainsburys

 

[HeathfieldRoad1874]

I had two punctures today.

 

[mike_field]

The Fear has just made me do some work.

 

[The Fear]

Even I had to do something today, not good at all...!

 

[Fulford]

Morning all.

Our cat was sick in the kitchen as well.

One of mine was too yesterday.

 

[Melon Donkey]

Someone at work said their cat was sick today.

 

[mike_field]

My cat has not been sick. We don't have a cat.

 

[colavfc]

My cat was sick last night!

 

[Melon Donkey]

Is there a pet pandemic ?

 

[mike_field]

Is there a pet pandemic ?

They're fine, they have 9 lives.

 

[JuanPabloAngel]

Massively interesting day today, went to Aldi AND Sainsburys

I've just pushed the boat out and made a quick trip to Tesco.

In other news, full-on day of work preparing for the re-opening. Had to deal with some idiot who kicked off about his table allocation, but all good otherwise.

 

[kefkat]

I am soooooooo haaaaaapppy - I have finally been to the hairdressers. I am re-coloured, well cut and ah heaven

£120 lighter but worth every penny. I even gave her a tip on top. I've saved 3 x £100 this year has the times I would have seen her so £10 didn't go amiss.

Cost slight more as more work and colouring to sort with not being for so long

 

[mike_field]

I've just pushed the boat out and made a quick trip to Tesco.

In other news, full-on day of work preparing for the re-opening. Had to deal with some idiot who kicked off about his table allocation, but all good otherwise.

Come on mate, somebody was always going to moan about you insisting they went to the centre circle at St Andrews.

 

[col8]

In other news I have a kidney stone, if anyone would like to take it off me I will pay the going rate. Its currently somewhere between the kidney and the bell, just hoping it passes soon.