A mother overhears her young son playing with his train set. "All of you bastards alighting fuck off, all you bastards boarding, hurry up and get the fuck on." Mother sends him to his room until he learns to be polite to the passengers. Two hours later he is allowed to play with his train set again and Mother hears, "Those disembarking mind your step and have a nice day. Those boarding enjoy your journey and those of you upset at the two hour delay, blame the fat **** in the kitchen."