BodyButter
Vital Football Legend
My doctor told me to drink two glasses of red wine after a hot bath.
I can't even finish the hot bath.
I can't even finish the hot bath.
Matthew Kelly is introducing a contestant on Stars in Their Eyes.
“Now Simon you have an interesting story.
“Yes Matthew. I was in my car with my uncle and we had an awful accident. My uncle was killed and I lost both of my legs. The surgeons were brilliant and they were able to graft my uncle’s legs on to me.”
“That’s amazing Simon” says Matthew, “ so what is your act tonight?”
“Tonight,” says Simon, “I’m going to be
Simon and Halfuncle”
I’ll get me coat.