ThreeSixes
Vital Football Hero
Naturally happy people.
Ticking time bombs
Naturally happy people.
Out of all the fears, (rational, irrational and downright silly) that have been posted on here, this one has me fu.... beat.
Weird post of the year award goes to...
My 5 year old calls the assistant referee 'flag man'. I let him because i think its excellent trolling if he's shouting it at him while he runs past us doing the line.On the football front calling the linesman "lino". Dont know why but that really grates.
The word ' limbs ' when describing celebrating a goal at football.
It’s ok for a waitress though, right?
I had a brown Vauxhall chevette estate. We called it the flying turd. Went great until I blew up the engine. Just got it fixed when some twat wrote it off for me.I thought brown went out with the Austin Alegro.
Anyone with a strong Scouse accent, especially if they say "youse". Sound as if they are about to "goss up" (spit - to the uninitiated). I've told my kids never to bring one home.
Anyone with a strong Scouse accent, especially if they say "youse". Sound as if they are about to "goss up" (spit - to the uninitiated). I've told my kids never to bring one home.
Keep going, let it all out ???Oh, and Coleen 'nostrils' bloody Rooney. Agh.
Being a self certified miserable old sod, this is very easy.
People who spend ages at ATM's.
People who refer to their pets as 'fur baby'.
Attention seekers on social media, you know the type, the cryptic message, followed by the inevitable 'PM me, hun'. Just fuck off.
Extinction Rebellion, for their sheer hypocrisy.
Dartford.
James Corden. Fuck off.
Scarlett Moffatt.
Louise Redknapp.
The Kardashians.
Audi drivers on every major road.
Katie Stank Price.
Zoe Ball.
Miley Cyrus. She must be so smelly.
The price of the Gills replica top. £40? Pershrew me.