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How old is Apollyon?

I said to my grand daughter " Do you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys".
She rolled her eyes so I said it again.
Then she said "Pop, when did you last eat a monkey ?'
 
Old Red Fart said:
I said to my grand daughter " Do you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys".
She rolled her eyes so I said it again.
Then she said "Pop, when did you last eat a monkey ?'
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Cracking Orf, just cracking.

Here, have your heard this one?

A man visits a watchmaker and asks if it's possible to make a clock out of potatoes. The experienced watchmaker replied that it's possible to make a clock out of just about anything, but he'd never made one out of potatoes before, and he'd have to do some research. Later that day he calls the customer and tells him he can make one, but it will take about two-weeks before it's ready.

A fortnight later the customer calls back and lo and behold the clock is ready. Delighted with the result, the customer pays the watchmaker and starts to leave the shop, when the watchmaker says, "…er, excuse me for asking, but this was a most unusual request...may I enquire why you want a clock made out of potatoes?"

"Certainly," replies the customer, "just before I saw you last, I went for a job interview and I was offered the position. The last thing my new boss said to me was, "you start at nine tomorrow, you'd better get a potato clock."
 
Apollyon said:
Cracking Orf, just cracking.

Here, have your heard this one?

A man visits a watchmaker and asks if it's possible to make a clock out of potatoes. The experienced watchmaker replied that it's possible to make a clock out of just about anything, but he'd never made one out of potatoes before, and he'd have to do some research. Later that day he calls the customer and tells him he can make one, but it will take about two-weeks before it's ready.

A fortnight later the customer calls back and lo and behold the clock is ready. Delighted with the result, the customer pays the watchmaker and starts to leave the shop, when the watchmaker says, "…er, excuse me for asking, but this was a most unusual request...may I enquire why you want a clock made out of potatoes?"

"Certainly," replies the customer, "just before I saw you last, I went for a job interview and I was offered the position. The last thing my new boss said to me was, "you start at nine tomorrow, you'd better get a potato clock."
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One of my grandsons got lost in the Mall last week so he went up to the security fellow who asked him who was he with. "Pop', he replied. The security fellow smiled and said "What's he like ?"
"Royal Malt and girls with big boobs".
 
A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train load of terrapins. What a turtle disaster.

In memory of Turtlewax from 606
 
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