How old is Apollyon?

[AdebolaCornflakes]

Right everyone, what am I doing in trap 2... with a dildo... @Apollyon says it’s not his, and i for one don’t believe him..

That's mine...but I don't know what it's doing in there

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

Just popped over the allotment with a barrow load of Mildreds faeces

Did you nick a bit for yourself chap? Put a spoonful in with your carrot and swede mash chap and you'll never look back

 

[Ingy]

Did you nick a bit for yourself chap? Put a spoonful in with your carrot and swede mash chap and you'll never look back

How is Jasper these days chap?

 

[Will.NFFC]

That's mine...but I don't know what it's doing in there

Right, bit of harmless fun, but what have we learnt from this?

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

Loving your work today chaps, inspiring stuff as always

 

[Ingy]

Loving your work today chaps, inspiring stuff as always

How were those carpet samples chap?

 

[Will.NFFC]

How were those carpet samples chap?

How is Aladdin chap?

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

How were those carpet samples chap?

This is how it feels to be lonely, this is how it feels to be small, this is how it feels when HE means nothing at all chap

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

How is Aladdin chap?

I bet you'd love to get Aladdin wouldnt you? Well? Eh? Answer me damn you

*****ty

 

[Will.NFFC]

I bet you'd love to get Aladdin wouldnt you? Well? Eh? Answer me damn you

*****ty

I’d bloody love him to be Asian... see, there’s your racist... soo

 

[Apollyon]

Wheres @Jackdaw at? Has he found the password to the @LBL account yet?

Well? Has HE? Damn your socks to fiery hell ANSWER ME

I told him to look in the bottom draw where SHE stuffs everything he leaves around.

Fed up with the inane shit chaps

 

[Ingy]

Bottom draw chap???
No need to rub it in ...THTS WHAT WE SHOULD HAVE DONE AS WELL YOU KNOW!!!!! BUT WE LOST AGAIN IN THE LAST MINUTE TO THEM!!! By the way chap how's Bert?

 

[Apollyon]

Bottom draw chap???
No need to rub it in ...THTS WHAT WE SHOULD HAVE DONE AS WELL YOU KNOW!!!!! BUT WE LOST AGAIN IN THE LAST MINUTE TO THEM!!! By the way chap how's Bert?

Owd THTS

Thick c*******ty

 

[Ingy]

Owd THTS

Thick c*******ty

It is an acronym AS WELL YOU KNOW CHAP!!!!!

 

[Ingy]

How is the Tungsten Heat Transport System these days chap?

 

[Apollyon]

How is the Tungsten Heat Transport System these days chap?

Turnips Hotter than Swedes all thanks to Mildreds dropiings

 

[Apollyon]

Dropings?

You really are f*****h thick

 

[Ingy]

Dropings?

You really are f*****h thick

Owd dropings. It is owd dropiings you cl***fi*h!!

 

[Apollyon]

Fed up with this shit chaps

 

[Apollyon]

Fed up with this shit chaps