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How old is Apollyon?

Old Red Fart

Vital Football Hero
Don't let them take the temperature on your forehead when you enter the supermarket because it erases your memory.

I went in for milk and a loaf and came out with a case of wine and a bottle of scotch.
 

Apollyon

Vital Champions League
Afternoon fellow raconteurs.

I have just managed to set myself free from Berts potting shed. I locked myself in after drinking his turnip wine. Ive lived on nothing but onions for the last week and took the door off the hinges with a mighty trump chaps!
 

Ingy

Vital Football Legend
Afternoon fellow raconteurs.

I have just managed to set myself free from Berts potting shed. I locked myself in after drinking his turnip wine. Ive lived on nothing but onions for the last week and took the door off the hinges with a mighty trump chaps!
Bert asked me how his parsnip smoothies went for the drinks break in the 2nd half against Stoke chaps. Oh dear chaps...bonjour!
 

Ingy

Vital Football Legend
Afternoon fellow raconteurs.

I have just managed to set myself free from Berts potting shed. I locked myself in after drinking his turnip wine. Ive lived on nothing but onions for the last week and took the door off the hinges with a mighty trump chaps!
By the way chap how was that Mouse and Donald chap?
 

Ingy

Vital Football Legend
This thread is always on the move with some measured and thought provoking posts.Additionally Bert and Mildred have commented on people recognising them down the street based on this thread alone chaps.Apparently there were a number of people,social distancing of course,seen gathered around her bush with masks and clippers! Wow chaps! What a cult thread chaps.