AdebolaCornflakes
Vital Football Legend
How is the young palindrome these days chap?
His piss has been extra fiery lately chap. Must be on one of those BertChap Diets where you put nothing but his parsnip in your mouth
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How is the young palindrome these days chap?
HE IS NO LONGER allowed to do this chap...AS WELL YOU KNOW! Bert will be in self isolation alongside his sack of parsnips chap.Ingy, Bert told me to tell you that he will be popping round later to drop his load off. Said he's got a sack full that he wants to empty on your doorstep chap.
I told him to crack on chap. Probably not the best choice of words chap!
She is slightly out of sorts at the moment chap.Hopefully her new diet of garden produce will help her feel better chap.By the way chap how's Mildred?
Personally I am sceptical about Radz and his competency with tech after THAT incident with the paper shredder. Quite what he thought would happen by sticking his wotnot in it I dont know, but let's give him another chance
HE IS NO LONGER allowed to do this chap...AS WELL YOU KNOW! Bert will be in self isolation alongside his sack of parsnips chap.
+1 chapAnyone for maths?
ON the sofa eating parsnips chap...AS WELL YOU KNOW!How's Ernie chap?
ON the sofa eating parsnips chap...AS WELL YOU KNOW!
My sofa was supposed to have arrived today.
When it does arrive will you be putting your feet up on the poof chap? And do you think he'll mind?
Why don't YOU ask him yourself? All you have to do is roll over you filthy pig