How old is Apollyon?

[AdebolaCornflakes]

How is the young palindrome these days chap?

His piss has been extra fiery lately chap. Must be on one of those BertChap Diets where you put nothing but his parsnip in your mouth

Cracking

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

By the way chap how's Mildred?

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

Ingy, Bert told me to tell you that he will be popping round later to drop his load off. Said he's got a sack full that he wants to empty on your doorstep chap.

I told him to crack on chap. Probably not the best choice of words chap!

 

[Ingy]

Ingy, Bert told me to tell you that he will be popping round later to drop his load off. Said he's got a sack full that he wants to empty on your doorstep chap.

I told him to crack on chap. Probably not the best choice of words chap!

HE IS NO LONGER allowed to do this chap...AS WELL YOU KNOW! Bert will be in self isolation alongside his sack of parsnips chap.

 

[Ingy]

By the way chap how's Mildred?

She is slightly out of sorts at the moment chap.Hopefully her new diet of garden produce will help her feel better chap.

 

[radfordinlondon]

Personally I am sceptical about Radz and his competency with tech after THAT incident with the paper shredder. Quite what he thought would happen by sticking his wotnot in it I dont know, but let's give him another chance

The main problem was that the shredder wasnt big enough

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

HE IS NO LONGER allowed to do this chap...AS WELL YOU KNOW! Bert will be in self isolation alongside his sack of parsnips chap.

How's Ernie chap?

 

[radfordinlondon]

Anyone for maths?

 

[Ingy]

Anyone for maths?

+1 chap

 

[Ingy]

How's Ernie chap?

ON the sofa eating parsnips chap...AS WELL YOU KNOW!

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

ON the sofa eating parsnips chap...AS WELL YOU KNOW!

Sofa so good chap!

 

[Apollyon]

My sofa was supposed to have arrived today.

 

[Apollyon]

**** **** ****!

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

My sofa was supposed to have arrived today.

When it does arrive will you be putting your feet up on the poof chap? And do you think he'll mind?

 

[Apollyon]

When it does arrive will you be putting your feet up on the poof chap? And do you think he'll mind?

Why don't YOU ask him yourself? All you have to do is roll over you filthy pig

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

Why don't YOU ask him yourself? All you have to do is roll over you filthy pig

Apollyon, would you mind if Apollyon put his feet on you chap?

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

 

[AdebolaCornflakes]

Who's up for a virtual game of soggy biscuit?

 

[Apollyon]

What about soggy fishcake? Although that is impossible as well YOU know. Those breaded fishcake delights could even take a load off Bert and not sog a jot!

 

[radfordinlondon]

Owd sog